Sunday, May 26, 2013

You Completed the Caption

Good sportsmanship is important in any game. Your responses proved this:

Simon: My lifelong toxophilia began with Ms Jones, my archery tutor.

Prefectdt: Finally, Hawkeye had found his perfect porn site.

Six of the best: No wonder Robin Hood, was such an expert archer. With targets like these feminine bottoms. 'Six of the best' strokes was easy.

Bonnie: Gloria demonstrated her enthusiasm for hunting by wearing her favorite camouflage thong.

Red: Gloria's lack of concentration on the target, has her now standing in the corner, awaiting her bottom being the target of a spanking.

Michael: It has been lost over time, but the truth is the legendary Robin Hood was really a woman.

Sir Wendel Jones: "Is that an arrow in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Gary: Felicity had misread the invite that stated 'bow tie only'.Her master therefore put her in the corner to await her punishment.


Vfrat25000: The subscriptions for the Outdoor Explorer Magazine have tripled in the last few months. Any ideas why?
I have no idea!

Hey George I have a quick quiz. Which one is strung tighter; the thong or the bow
I don’t Fred. What I do know is if you pull back the bow you might get a deer. If you pull back the thong you might get 20 years.

Danggggg! Old Herman looks a WHOLE LOT BETTER from the rear than he does from the front.

Uh Mary, sorry to bother you but this is the set for the West Street Baptist Church Revival commercial. I think you probably want the “Beer on a Rope” production on Stage 2

Penelope, Whistle Bend’s new quiet, sweet and timid Kindergarten teacher showed all the “Good Old Boys” in town how to kick ass and take names at the annual Bow Shooting Competition and Bratwurst Eating Contest. I heard a rumor four of the town’s confirmed bachelors offered their hand in marriage at the town dance afterwards.

Ricky: Oooh, I just hate/love the recoil!

Kingspan: The judges disqualified her for distracting her competitors. Her boyfriend spanked her for the way she did it.

Ronnie:  Felicity knew one way she could win and that was to distract the opposition.

Hermione:  It was the first and last time Amanda volunteered to play Cupid in the annual Valentine's Day parade.

Thanks you all for playing the game with me. Do come back for more challenging fun next week!
From Hermione's Heart

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