Sunday, September 22, 2013

You Completed the Caption

Isn't romance wonderful? Many of you thought so, but then there were others... Read on!

Kingspan: The bride bent every one of the men over for a paddling when she realized they'd been out all night at a bachelor party. The most common reaction was, "If we'd known she'd do that for free, we wouldn't have had to pay for a domme last night..."

Katie: "It's the man who wears the pants in your marriage!! Don't ever forget! Even when things are... down???"

GaryNTboy: Looks like those cheap braces weren't such a good idea after all...

Michael: "What else would you expect at a wedding of a Chippendales dancer."
(How did you get this photo of our (Season and Michael's) wedding, young lady?) 

Daisy Christian: LOL my nephew is about to get married and I showed my son and we agreed that my nephew would do that at his wedding.

Ronnie: Kelly was joking when she dared Matt and his rugby mates to take their trousers down for the wedding photos.

Six of the best: The bride said "Spanks for the memories", to each of these best men at her wedding. As for the bridegroom. she said with a wink in her eye. "Tonight my ass is yours forever".

Vfrat25000: Since the bride was a history major, she decided it would be appropriate to recreate the “Boxer Rebellion” during her wedding.

The groomsman’s gift for this wedding is a free prostate exam. Everybody get ready.

The wedding industry was in shambles after it was discovered that men’s wedding clothing manufacturer Acme Trouser Company was using defective zippers

Detective Adams, it does not appear that your idea about where the missing wedding ring was being hidden has proven true.

No matter how hard they tried, the boys from Manchester could never quite grasp that pant sagging gangster look but it was not without trying.

A. Lurker: "Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin' like fools
with your
Pants on the ground"

Baxter: Good. Now you guys can't play pocketpool thinking about what a vixen I will be like on my wedding night with my new husband. And you with those blue boxers, get with the plan and get real men's underwear.

Lumasoc: His wife wants to remember her husband, that the pants at home, she will be to take them, and once at home, you will take a good sound spanking and, as happens with other guests, with their wives. A new world, where women are in control and men to obey, with lowered breeches.

Welcome, Lumasoc!

Anon: WOW! She got eight guys-EIGHT-to drop their ONE time...She's a...a...Sub Whisperer!

Prefectdt: OK lads. Last one naked is the designated driver for the reception.

Hermione: Not even their best friend's wedding could interfere with the dress rehearsal for the local amateur theatre production of The Full Monty.

Thank you, everyone, for your inspired captions on this first day of Autumn.

From Hermione's Heart

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