Real estate agents eager to attract buyers take photos that show off a property's assets and hide its imperfections. That is, most of them do. But then there are some who should never be allowed to hold a camera. These are actual photos taken by realtors and posted online or in newspapers to advertise homes for sale or rent.
In this lovely home, Mr. Bean is always watching you.
Always be on the lookout for mirrors when you are snapping photos. Or at least put some pants on.
Poor little table must be tired.
Oh yes, I'd want to move in right away. Who needs windows anyway?
Have you ever heard the word "staging"? A little tidying wouldn't go amiss.
Elegant patio furniture really sets the tone in this garden.
For a complete listing of terrible real estate photos, here is where you'll find them. The captions are much cleverer too!
Choosing a Wooden Spanking Implement
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13 comments:
So funny..I loved the mirror in the background picture, and I noticed the birch twigs hiding in the corner...interesting!!!
Kind regards,
Gary.
Amazing. Marketing at its worst.
LoL, these are so funny. Love the Mr Bean poster.
Hugs,
Roz
+1 for Mr. Bean!
Gary - I totally missed that! Well-spotted!
Joey - They need to make Photography 101 compulsory for all sales staff.
Roz - So do I.
Spanky - That would make me want to tour the house.
Hugs,
Hermione
Hermione,
Funny. Can't believe an estate agent took picture no5.
Mr Bean always makes me smile.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
The messy bedroom, seriously????
Bet all of these sold in a heartbeat ;)
Some of these (I checked the ones online) look like they need to be torn down! What were these agents thinking?! Sloping floors, rotting wood floors, messes galore. Oh my!
Ronnie - I adore Mr. Bean.
Sarah - I suspect they sold like hotcakes.
BobbieJo - The other ones online were much worse. Who lives like that?
Hugs,
Hermione
I would fire that agent.
Hi Hermione,
Thanks for the chuckle and in such a timely manner. We are in the process of selling the "ancestral" home and our agent was meticulous about staging, neatness and cleanliness when she took her photos. (Her's were beautiful!)
Have a good weekend!
R.
Hahaha! Thanks, Hermione! xxx
funny, thanks
bottoms up
Red
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