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Simon: In an attempt to combat the influence of eBooks, bookstores had resorted to increasingly controversial methods of promoting real books.

Sublove: Now that's a book you can judge by its cover!

Welcome, Sublove!

Leigh: This is just a sample of what you'll find inside.

Dr. Ken: Maybe you CAN judge a book by it's cover....

"The first book was too small. The second book was too big. But the third book was just right...." 

Anon: "Book learnin' isn't everything."

Baxter: I take the picture as an invitation from a beautiful woman who tells the other person (male or female) "let's write a book about our sex and spanking adventures and then sell it. And being a thick book, we will have plenty of both. Won't it be wonderful?"

King Marshal: Book...cover...judging...action

Liza: When the arresting officer told Sandy she was going to be booked for indecency, this isn't what she expected.

Sir Wendel: 1st edition copy of 50 Shades of Grey.

Ronnie: Jane knew she had to resort to a new marketing ploy to sell her book.