Saturday, January 9, 2016

You Completed the Caption

Anon: Governess reading out loud to girl: "Tell Amanda that after reading your report, I am not at all happy with her attitude and that I intend to give her a good hard paddling when I arrive home next week. Also, please emphasize to her that if she doesn't show some marked improvement in her grades before my arrival, she'll also be in for a dose of the cane."
Governess reading to herself: "And as for you, Miss Wellingham, based on the references you gave me, I expected better when I hired you. But I am now convinced that what you need is some direct instruction in how to discipline a young girl. So while you might think you're too old for such things, I intend to give you some first hand knowledge about what a governess should do when a naughty little girl doesn't live up to expectations by putting you across my knee, raising your skirt, lowering your knickers and taking a hairbrush to your bare bottom until you've learned how important discipline is in the household of a widower who is often away and must depend on someone else to help him raise his young daughter properly."

Rollin: "I thought giving you a creative writing assignment might help your composition skills. Instead you hand me this drivel about a boy who goes to a school for wizards and spends his days thwarting the powers of darkness. And just what is the name of this school?"

"I haven't thought of a name yet, Miss Cadivec."

"Hmmpff! It's hogwash, I tell you. Hogwash!"

Mitch Philbin: Governess to pensive girl: "It is so nice reminiscing with you. Let's see, was it 6 or 7 canes I broke over your arse?"

Baxter: girl to governess: I know you are going to give me a spanking, probably blister my bottom but good. But this waiting is killing me.
Governess to girl: Oh yes, I am going to give you a real long, hard and thorough spanking. But sitting here listening to your whining about having to wait is fun also, as the suspense builds.
girl to governess: please get on with my spanking.
Governess to girl: why of course, but you will be a sorry and sore girl

Sir Wendel: I’m going to turn you over to your father for a whipping when he gets home.

Dr. Ken: "According to this letter from my dear father, it's called a "spanking bench". What a peculiar name! I wonder what it's used for?"

Ronnie: Sarah's governess couldn't wait for the end of the lesson so she could get back to reading Lady Chatterley's Lover.

Kingspan: Henry was enthralled with spanking her lovely bottom, but he wished that occasionally she would agree to let him dress as something other than a 19th Century governess for their role play.

Six of the best: The governess is saying to her female pupil, "When the master comes home to-night. He is going to birch your bare bottom, my dear, and going to cane my naked derriere, for displeasing his wishes."

Hermione: Governness: According to this article in The Englishwoman's Domestic Magazine,  many women benefit from, and even enjoy, a good spanking given on a regular basis by their husbands. Well, Lucretia, it seems we aren't the only ones to enjoy such sport.
Girl: Oh, Miss Parsons, don't speak of such embarrassing matters aloud.

That was an amazing collection of captions! Do stay and have brunch, when we will discuss our favourite topic.
From Hermione's Heart

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