Saturday, January 14, 2017

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Joe: Mother spanks twin daughters for an unseemly row, and hair pulling fight, over a tall, handsome ,dark haired boy!

Simon: After asking "what the hell is a martinet" Sally and Anne received a demonstration of both meanings.

kdpierre: Well unless I'm mistaken, the bared pair seem to be wearing dancing shoes, so:

"And just what were you two pas de deux-ing in the dressing room...with the lights off...when you were supposed to be practicing your plies?!"

Leigh: Their plie's and jete's were just not up to par.

Ronnie: Miss King knew from experience how to bring out the best in her girls.

Anon: Mary, I knew I shouldn't have listened to you. Now we're both in for it.

Hands: Now I'll show you how I perform "The Taming of the Shrew"

js666: Madame Rubinstein had not yet discovered the ergonomic benefits of laying stripes HORIZONTALLY across the bottom.

Sir Wendel: The Doublemint Twins get a whipping for sticking their gum under the table. 

Hermione: Martha Graham's new choreography proved to be a challenge for two unfortunate dancers.
From Hermione's Heart

1 comment:

Baxter said...

I know I am late on this.

the twin sisters, both budding business majors, negotiated a two for one deal for spankings, reveling in their negotiation skills in getting half priced spankings. They realized later that the pain was not halfies.