Friday, October 26, 2018

Friday FAIL

You all know what a stickler I am for good grammar. It's time for another lesson.

"Aphorism is a statement of truth or opinion expressed in a concise and witty manner." Here's an example:

Ron sent me these aphorisms and told me that he'd spank me if I posted them on my blog.

Aphorism is a statement of truth or opinion expressed in a concise and witty manner.

I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble...but shouldn't that be an even number?

I find it ironic that the colours red, white and blue stand for freedom, until they are flashing behind you.

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you fall in love with someone? That's common sense leaving your body.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

I think my neighbour is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.

You're not fat, you're just easier to see.

If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can go in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!

Now, don’t you feel better knowing what an aphorism is? Oh, Ron, see what I just posted!

From Hermione's Heart


Roz said...

I always enjoy your Friday fails Hermoine. Loved these! Hard to pick a favourite. Hope you have a wonderful weekend and that Ron delivers :)


NoraJean said...

Loved them all, Hermione! ... including Ron's threat ... er ... promise ... ;)) ... nj

Red said...

delightful. I loved them. Enjoy your reward spanking.
bottoms up

Verygary said...

This one will reveal my masculinity, but "A tit in the hand is worth two in the blouse."

Enzo said...

Thanks for the Friday laughs Hermione.

ronnie said...


I really enjoyed these. Thanks for the laugh.


Anonymous said...

LOL - I loved these too!
I hope you and Ron have a great weekend.


Our Bottoms Burn said...

emm ain't half bad a tall

Hermione said...

Thanks everyone. I hope Ron sends me more of these!


Anonymous said...

Very nice.

I can be a stickler for grammar, but it sometimes annoys my mistress and gets me spanked.


Yorkie69 said...

I sincerely hope that this frivolity results in you receiving the spanking you deserve/need/want/crave!

Happy Spankings!