Monday, October 1, 2018

Recap: Spanko Brunch 2.0 for September 30

I challenged you to come up with a spanking limerick, and here are your hilarious submissions:

Amy: "Get upstairs NOW, Amy Lynn,"
said Eric with an evil grin,
Out came his belt,
A few whacks and a welt,
and his girl had a red ass again.

Rosco: Hermione of the feminine gender
From the front appears oh so slender
But turn her ‘round and you’ll find
A most abundant behind
That blossoms whenever you bend her

Liza: From Eros Blog
There once was a clever young lass
who liked a firm smack on her ass
She turned her professor
into her confessor
as she laid on his lap after class

Hermione: There was a young maid in Calcutta
Overheard by her husband to mutter,
"When I'm in the mood
Be ever so good
And spank very hard on my butta."

Here's one from Reddit:
They say that our parson's young daughter
Loved sex like no decent girl oughter
but nothing she did
stimulated her id
Like the spanking she got when he caught her

Our good friend Bonnie has some good ones here and here.
From Hermione's Heart

1 comment:

ronnie said...

I couldn't think of one. Enjoyed reading others.