Thursday, February 28, 2019

Complete the Caption

This couple is engaged in our favourite aerobic activity and both seem to be enjoying it. But that's a rather unusual implement he's wielding. Can you explain his choice?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your suggestions on Saturday. Thank you, Sir Wendel Jones, for the cartoon. Keep 'em coming!
From Hermione's Heart

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Her: "Honey, when I suggested some kinky dress-up role play, I was thinking more along the lines of 'sexy cop & naughty bandit'. YOU however, seem to have been binge-watching WAY too many "Mad Men" re-runs!"

QBuzz said...

Well it doesn't really hurt on my panties, how about you try it on my bare bottom?

Katie said...

Well... I did ask for a fly swatter! I'll have to try that more often!

Thanks, Hermione! Is it a fly swatter? LOL! Many hugs,

❤️Katie xoxo

Anonymous said...

"Fred! That's not what I meant when I said you should learn to use a dustpan!" "Well honey, you use it your way and I'll use it my way!"

Anonymous said...

Here we control insects without pesticides; with the added benefit that the traditional implement is much more flexible, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

I think he is just trying to improve his coordination with his left hand and couldn't think of a more fun way to do it.

Any serious spanking will be done from the right side. The hand might be sufficient if she just needs a little motivation to make a good martini or cook a proper dinner. If she's truly misbehaved, perhaps the hairbrush is in order.

-Rosco

ronnie said...

But Henry dear, it's not my birthday until tomorrow.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

NoraJean said...

I could do this all night (swat!, swat!, swat!) ... what do you think, dear? ... nj

js666 said...

For anyone still in doubt as to what he's using, it's a paddle-ball. It's a light wooden paddle -- perfect for spanking -- with a rubber ball attached with a rubber band. The object of the game was to see how long you could keep the ball in motion, bouncing off the paddle. The rubber band usually didn't last too long, leaving the paddle for ... alternative uses.

There's a kinky scene involving Marilyn Monroe and a paddle-ball in "The Misfits."

WendelJones said...

Man / Woman : “You’re enjoying this way too much dear!”

Anonymous said...

A flash from the 50’s where a woman obeyed her man and learned how a flyswatter would work just as well on a woman behind.

Katie said...

Thanks, js666 for letting us know what that was! Now it makes sense! :)