Tuesday, February 19, 2019

Have you ever...

Brand-new blogger Shell created a meme that I know you will all want to try. Thank you PK for sharing your version of it.

Have you ever...

Had one of your kids unknowingly pick up or use one of your implements?
I don't have any kids, and when the  grandchildren come to visit, all implements are safely out of sight.

Hidden an implement?
I once bought a red stocking with 12 different implements in a post-Christmas clearance sale at Cane-iac. A few are simply too severe for use, and I don't know how to dispose of them. They are hidden at the bottom of a drawer.

Had an uninvited audience for a spanking?
Only the dogs.

Had an implement break while being in use?
Yes. Wooden spoons seem especially prone to mishap. Isn't it lucky that leather never breaks?

Stood up or walked out from a spanking?

Never. Why would I?

Purchased an implement yourself...for yourself?

I make all the implement purchases, although sometimes Ron points out something like a bath brush or spatula when we are out shopping.

Had a session where all the implements were used?

We have far too many implements for that. It would take hours and my bottom would be too numb to enjoy it.

Had to explain "weird noises" coming from your bedroom?

Not that I can recall. We are the only two in the house.

Been spanked outside of the comfort of your four walls?

Yes, in a borrowed apartment.

Spanked your significant other?
No. I once asked Ron if he wanted me to spank him and her replied, "you are the spankee; I'm the spanker."
Been spanked in a hotel room/resort?
No, but it sounds like fun.

Been spanked with your own belt?
No. My belt has little metal dogs on it and that would be dangerous. I bought a belt at a thrift shop for the purpose.

That was fun! Please feel free to share this one with your friends.
From Hermione's Heart

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

We have had the experience of having two situations u mention happened to us.
We went on a cruise to Hawaii a couple of years ago with another couple who we
have known for a few years. While at sea Anna, annoyed at my drinking too much
ordered me to strip and lay on the bed. As usual no spanking stops till she sees
tears. That nite the final swat was one too much and i began begging loudly to
please stop.
The next morning our friends were grinning at breakfast but said nothing. After
he and I went to workout and i was dreading his crack, but he said nothing. Just
as we were leaving the workout center he patted my back and smiled and said
" Next time you are a bad boy make sure you close the door to terrace of your room."
He the added in a joking manner, that he and his wife were sitting on their adjoining
terrace and heard the whole thing!"

Peter and Anna
p.s. It seems overhearing our session opened their interests and since we four
have done weekend trips and he and I were on our last trip spanked by our
wives as punished us side by side.

Katie said...

Hi Hermione, :) I enjoyed reading your answers! Awww! Cute that you have a belt with dogs on it! That stocking from Cane-iac sounds like it was quite the buy! Well, at least you enjoy (?) some of the items! Fun meme to read! I might have to do that one too... Many hugs,

❤️Katie xoxo

Anonymous said...

Had one of your kids unknowingly pick up or use one of your implements?
No, we have been careful. They're grown now, so it is much easier.

Hidden an implement?
Most we keep in a locked box. But the birch from cane-iac surely did not fit. A sister-in-law once spent the nights and commented on a riding crop in the sheets

Had an uninvited audience for a spanking?
Not visually, but we have been overheard by at least a few neighbors.

Had an implement break while being in use?
Many times - the only way not to break something is never to use it. Wooden spoons break easy, and a few riding crops have come apart. The birch comes apart slowly, but steadily.

Stood up or walked out from a spanking?
No, but a few errant swats on the hipbone kind of ruin the mood, at least for a bit. Light swats on the testicles are surprisingly fun, hard ones not so much.

Purchased an implement yourself...for yourself?
Its my job to purchase the implements. In the dark ages, before the internet and sex shops, I purchased a riding crop at a western store from an attractive young woman. She offered to try it on me, then quickly made it a joke (darn).

Had a session where all the implements were used?
Probably not. Irene has no interest in planning carefully. But she does use several implements most of the time.

Had to explain "weird noises" coming from your bedroom?
No one has ever asked.

Been spanked outside of the comfort of your four walls?
Yes, the local hills off trail, or on camping trips. The Grand Canyon, along the Colorado River, several times - hopefully the river drowned out the echos.

Spanked your significant other?
No. Irene has been clear on that.

Been spanked in a hotel room/resort?
Yes, whenever we think we can get away with it. Honeymoon cabin in the early 1980's was memorable - with the hairbrush, before we mostly switched to leather.

Been spanked with your own belt?
Yes, but rarely - other stuff works better.

-Rosco

Sir Wendel Jones said...

Have you ever...

Had one of your kids unknowingly pick up or use one of your implements?
No kids.

Hidden an implement?
We hide when company comes over.

Had an uninvited audience for a spanking?
No surprise visitors.

Had an implement break while being in use?
Yes. Plastic fly swatters do not last long.

Stood up or walked out from a spanking?
No. It would only lead to another longer spanking.

Purchased an implement yourself...for yourself?
I once bought a paddle to use on the Misses but she uses it on me more.

Had a session where all the implements were used?
No. We stick to just one per spanking.

Had to explain "weird noises" coming from your bedroom?
No.

Been spanked outside of the comfort of your four walls?
Yes, I’ll give/get spankings out in the forests when we go hiking in the mountains.

Spanked your significant other?
We spank each other.

Been spanked in a hotel room/resort?
Always.

Been spanked with your own belt?
More times than I can count.

Roz said...

Love your answers to these Hermione. The stocking does sound like quite the purchase! Thank you for sharing:)

Hugs
Roz

ronnie said...

Hermione,

I like this meme and must have a go. Enjoyed reading your answers. Cute a belt with dogs on.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

kdpierre said...

Nice meme, here are my answers:

Had one of your kids unknowingly pick up or use one of your implements?
No.

Hidden an implement?
No.

Had an uninvited audience for a spanking?
We did have an occasion where my step-daughter walked right in on us in mid-OTK spanking. Embarrassment ensued for me only and no mental trauma resulted for anyone else.

Had an implement break while being in use?
Yes, a plastic yellow bathbrush snapped right at the neck. I saved the head for posterity since it coincidentally was the first implement I was ever spanked with as an adult.

Stood up or walked out from a spanking?
Yes, I rolled off a lap once in genuine protest. A discussion ensued and I eventually ended up back over her lap for the rest of what she intended to dole out.....at the same intensity too.

Purchased an implement yourself...for yourself?
Sure, and made several too!

Had a session where all the implements were used?
Rosa and I did a playful "House Christening" where she spanked in every room (including the attic!) with a different implement in each room.

Had to explain "weird noises" coming from your bedroom?
No, we are open about what we do, so everyone knows what those sounds are.

Been spanked outside of the comfort of your four walls?
Countless times!

Spanked your significant other?
Yes, but very differently than how she spanks me.

Been spanked in a hotel room/resort?
Yes.

Been spanked with your own belt?
Yes, but as mentioned before, it wasn't a very satisfying experiment.

Shell said...

Loved your answer Hermione! Now I feel like I know you just a bit more. :)

Hugs -- shell

Anonymous said...

Had one of your kids unknowingly pick up or use one of your implements?
No.

Hidden an implement?
Yes; And I will never do it again. Master asked for the hidden paddle after he went looking for it. I couldn'y sit for 2 days for hiding the hated rubber paddle.

Had an uninvited audience for a spanking?
No

Had an implement break while being in use?
Yes, I bought something that was being discontinued at Cane-iac and it broke on the 1st swat. Company I purchased it from issued me a credit.

Stood up or walked out from a spanking?
No.

Purchased an implement yourself...for yourself?
Yes. I purchase them all. Though I wish Master would buy some too.

Had a session where all the implements were used?
No but this is in Master's plans so he can practice

Had to explain "weird noises" coming from your bedroom?
No.

Been spanked outside of the comfort of your four walls?
No

Spanked your significant other?
No.

Been spanked in a hotel room/resort?
No.

Been spanked with your own belt?
No. but Master has used his belt a few times.

Blondie said...

Love your answers, it's always nice to learn a little about you. I agree, I am glad that leather never breaks. Thanks for sharing.