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Thursday, August 8, 2019
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Complete the caption (go on, you know you want to) and I'll publish your submissions on Saturday.
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Hilda found it hilarious that the title of her new book was merely a euphemism for all the various techniques one may use in “having their pipes cleaned”.
Hilda especially liked the pictures of plumbers, bent over, doing their work. Those boys were forever exposing ample portions of their derriere’s, and there it was, the telltale mark of the cane.
Hilda's husband was about to demonstrate to Hilda how unfunny it can be when your husband sends you to fetch the plumbing book and a wrench so he can repair the outdoor spigot before the hose bursts. When he walked on to the porch, soaking wet, Hilda knew she was in trouble, dropped the book, and headed for the door, saying, "I'll go get that wrench for you." But her husband was quicker than she was, and he caught her before she had a chance to get inside. He dragged her back to the chair, deposited her across his lap, slid her nighty up to her waist, picked up the book, and applied it to her ample bottom until it was as red as the cushion. When he was finished paddling Hilda, he rolled her off his lap and handed her the book, saying, "I'll get the wrench myself. You can just sit yourself down here and go back to reading. By the way, I think this is a very fine book ... very handy to have around. I do hope you enjoy it as much as I just did!"
Hilda found it hilarious, when she found out that 'Stop Cock' had not meant what she thought that it meant, for all those years.
Prefectdt
Hermione,
Sorry, but you got me on this one, can't think of anything.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha – plumber’s helper!”
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