Saturday, June 6, 2020

You Completed the Caption

KDPierre: After a round of her special brownies, Alice Toklas feels particularly inspired by Gertrude Stein reading aloud from "Tender Buttons" .

QBuzz: Scrawled on the back (as used to happen with old photos) in your grandfather's handwriting: 'My fiance and her sister shortly before their father whipped them for showing me their bare thighs'.

Weasel: "I don't need a manual on how to spank you. Just get those panties down and get over my knee now !! "

girl on left: Am I supposed to be on my knees on this bench for my spanking or over your knees?
girl on right: Gee I don't know, but maybe we should try both positions and then we can switch places.
girl on left: Goody o goody. I am so horny for a spanking.
girl on right: Me too.

Wendel: Dear Diary. Daddy whipped Magret this morning. I feel so jealous.

Bonnie: "Damned IKEA instructions!"

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Anon 1:
Woman on left: I don't know how you can sit down after that spanking Thomas gave you.
Woman on right: My bottom hurts like crazy, but Thomas told me I had to sit here and write in my punishment diary while he goes to fetch the hairbrush. I can't believe William isn't making you sit and do the same thing.
Woman on left: I have a feeling that's coming later when we get home, but for now, he told me to kneel like this with my bottom at the ready for the paddling he's going to give me when he returns with the implements Thomas is going to lend him.
Woman on right: Now that we know our husbands will spank us in front of each other like this, do you think we'll be better behaved in the future?
Woman on left: Probably not.
Woman on right: Me either.

Ronnie: Yes. Look, it says it right here in the book this is the way you spank. Let's try it.

Prefectdt: Are you sure that you are reading those instructions right? Shouldn't we be using the mat with the coloured spots on? Why else would it be in the Twister game box?

Anon 2: You know I can't read French. Are you sure it says remove my skirt, bend over and put my bottom in the air"?

What kind of book is that anyway?

Kingspan: Our favorite rainy day activity was acting out the spanking scenes from Father's collection of Victorian erotica.

Please stay for brunch. It will be served in a few short hours.
From Hermione's Heart

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