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Anon 1: Only in the bedroom, Dear, I will have the treat you desire.

Anon 2: Come Halloween night dear I will have a broom you can ride but it will be thicker and the treat will be wonderful.

Rosco: Oh, how I want to be that broom! Hilda can ride me anywhere.

I’ll want to lick her tapioca as gently as possible to savor the flavor and prolong the pleasure. If she pushes hard against me, I may have to give a few sharps slaps to her ample bottom to slow her down - as if it will help with Hilda being the trollop she is.

Anon 3: When novice witch Hilda accidentally crashed her broom into the pumpkin patch, the head witch decided to punish the naughty miscreant by placing a spanking spell on her. On Halloween night, Hilda was compelled to visit the home of every eligible bachelor in the village, confess her naughty behavior, and ask that instead of giving her treats each gentleman should put her over his knee, bare her bottom, and give her a resounding spanking with the hairbrush she was carrying with her, which, thanks to the spell, all the men were more than happy do. At the end of the evening, a very sore and embarrassed Hilda reported to the head witch that she had learned her lesson, and vowed not to sit on a broom, or anything else, for quite some time.

Prefectdt: Hilda was very happy that she had got the model with the heated massage seat.

Chris: I May Ride a Broom ... But My Other is a Mercedes! 

Wendel: Hogwarts Nimbus 7000 Orgasmic Vibrating Broom!

Hermione: Bring that broom right beck, young lady, so I can spank you with it!

Those are all perfect for the occasion. Please stay for brunch, coming up next.