Saturday, May 1, 2021

You Completed the Caption

KDPierre: After her hyper-critical neighbor told her that her butt looked fat on 'Naked Gardening Day', Philomena decided to "water" her neighbor's planter...with a pitcher full of Weed-B-Gon. 

Paddle Daddy: These will be lovely switches for my bottom in a few weeks.

Prefectdt: You know that it is nude art, rather than pornography, because there are urns.

Barrel: With a little water, maybe I can grow a fig leaf. 

Baxter: I love the red flowers and will throw the petals on my bed, waiting for my Knight in Shining Armor to come to me with a couple thoughts of what to do with me. I do want youknowwhat, but I really want a spanking so that my soft white bottom becomes the same color as these soft red petals. And then we can do youknowwhat. Ooooh, the orgasm that lies ahead, laying in a bed of red petals.

Anon: No matter when, seeing such a beauty would need to join her, naked, to enjoy the flowers she would bring to my life. 

Red: This is a kind of boring life. I wonder what that apple tastes like!

Midwest Reader: "Three more turns of the hourglass and I will get my shift back at least. I wonder if I will receive another spanking then? Perhaps. Yet I do hope these stems do not scratch me in the interval."

Hermione: I'll save half the water to cool my bottom after the head gardener spanks me for letting the flowers wilt.

Stay tuned for brunch, coming up soon.

From Hermione's Heart

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