Wednesday, June 2, 2021

Complete the Caption

Our friend Hilda is waiting for something to arrive by mail. What could it be?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment, and I will publish your missives on Friday. Don't forget the stamp!

From Hermione's Heart


Unknown said...

Hilda soon understood why her postman had just brazenly tucked those letters into her exposed butt-crack rather than depositing them in her mailbox.

Anonymous said...

Hilda had ordered a new swim suit several times after the confrontation with ladies who were nine too happy with the attention she got from their husbands. She didn’t like being the village Trollop, really she didn’t.

But it never seemed to arrive.

It hadn’t taken much to bribe the postman. Rosco was hoping his wife Irene would make good on her promise to give that floozy a proper spanking if she continued to parade around in that teeny weeny bikini. And he so wanted to be around to watch.


morningstar said...

OH DANG - there's a bird's nest in the mail box - wherever shall I put the mail?!

Unknown said...

Here's one more:

"Dang! But I guess that's what I get for tryin' to order eggs online when there are Covid-induced delays in shipping."


Hilda sighed and thought "I'm glad it's the mailbox that has Thrush and not me"


Anonymous said...

Hilda suddenly understood the meaning of that old saying, “Use it or lose it”.

Anonymous said...

The time of year when the males enjoy her walk to the mailbox, and the wives dread it. Jack

Anonymous said...

Hilda didn't believe that carrier pigeons had replaced the mail service until she opened her mailbox.


Anonymous said...

Looks like an "airmail only" post box!