Wednesday, September 28, 2022

Hidden Messages

Ron does most of his shopping online, and he loves it. He has Amazon Prime, which means that most items he orders arrive the next day. Last week, the delivery person said to me when I thanked him for the latest parcel, "See you tomorrow!"

If I look carefully at some of the things he's bought, I sometimes find strange messages.

A tiny green crow



Don't be seduced by the dark side, Luke



As in life, chill for best results



Do not machine wash



Instructions for use> After showering, apply generously onto any skin that evolves memories of the pet iguana your cousin Danny had in seventh grade.



Top: You found me! Okay now you go hide. 1..2..3...

Bottom: I was cuddling your thumb that whole time.


If you are reading this, you are likely spilling cannabis all over your lap.



Glory to Ukraine


From Hermione's Heart

5 comments:

Roz said...

These are great Hermione. Gotta love the sense of humour of the manufacturers.

Hugs
Roz

PK said...

I really like these. People are creative.

Jean Marie said...

Your husband has a marvelous sense of humor! Hope that it comes into play at times when you are over his knee...
Warmly,
Jean Marie

SPANKEDHORTIC II said...

I have got to start examining packaging more closely :)

Prefectdt

Ronnie Soul said...

Very creative. Made me laugh. Thanks.

Love,
Ronnie
xx