Ron does most of his shopping online, and he loves it. He has Amazon Prime, which means that most items he orders arrive the next day. Last week, the delivery person said to me when I thanked him for the latest parcel, "See you tomorrow!"
If I look carefully at some of the things he's bought, I sometimes find strange messages.
A tiny green crow
Don't be seduced by the dark side, Luke
As in life, chill for best results
Do not machine wash
Instructions for use> After showering, apply generously onto any skin that evolves memories of the pet iguana your cousin Danny had in seventh grade.
Top: You found me! Okay now you go hide. 1..2..3...
Bottom: I was cuddling your thumb that whole time.
If you are reading this, you are likely spilling cannabis all over your lap.
Glory to Ukraine
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5 comments:
These are great Hermione. Gotta love the sense of humour of the manufacturers.
Hugs
Roz
I really like these. People are creative.
Your husband has a marvelous sense of humor! Hope that it comes into play at times when you are over his knee...
Warmly,
Jean Marie
I have got to start examining packaging more closely :)
Prefectdt
Very creative. Made me laugh. Thanks.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
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