Friday FUN

In our neighbourhood there are two Little Free Libraries, where there are books that are free to take. I often leave books that I have finished, and always look through the contents of the little cabinets to see what hidden gems I can find. Earlier this week I found a children's book with the cover pictured above.  Oh, that took me back to my childhood, when I avidly read all the books in the series, fervently hoping for a caning or slippering.

 I had good reason to hope. Take a look at the alternate covers for the book I picked up.

Whacking implements prominently displayed on the cover here.

And here. Not sure what the game is, but it seems to be popular.

And again.

Here is one from another book in the series. Where is that open hand going to end up?

The covers are much more fun than the contents within, but believe me, I used my imagination and made up plenty of stories about that naughty girl.

You're a Naughty Boy!

One of my favourite television programs in the 70s was Fawlty Towers starring the great John Cleese. Basil Fawlty and his wife ran a hotel in seaside town, and suffered many mishaps over the course of twelve episodes.

One of the more memorable scenes is the one in which Basil arrives home after some renovations have been scheduled and finds that nothing has been done. It turns out that the fault was his, and he proceeds to give himself a spanking.





Who's a naughty boy, then?

Wednesday WIN

Is it really only Wednesday? Sigh...

I'm feeling naughty today.
 

Naughty boy!

So I'm renting a billboard.

Variety is the spice of life!

I might as well tell it like it is.

It makes for some interesting dinner  conversation.

Wednesday WIN - The Naughtiest Girl

Do any of you remember The Naughtiest Girl series of children's novels, written by Enid Blyton in the 1940s-50s? The main character is Elizabeth Allen, a very spoiled girl whose misbehaviour causes her governess to leave. She is sent to boarding school, and is determined to behave so badly that she will be expelled. The early book covers tell the story of a young spanko.

NG has a fondness for rulers, which she applies to her classmates' bottoms when the mood strikes her.

Now it's lacrosse sticks that she uses, but her fellow students seem to give as good as they get. (Hmmm, a mixed boarding school? How very progressive for the 1940s.)

Tennis racquets don't hurt all that much, but they cover a large area. The young fellow in the background is eager to experiment.

When all's said and done, a good old-fashioned hand spanking really hits the spot.


I'm sure the actual books aren't anywhere near as naughty as the covers lead me to believe, but it's fun to speculate.

Are You Still Naughty?

Here are more coupons from my collection. The last ones worked well, so these might be useful too.

What a sweet guy Santa is!

If You've Been Naughty

I found a book of coupons at the drugstore, intended to be used to make up for naughty behaviour before Santa has made up his mind in favour of a lump of coal (or a switch) for your stocking. While most of them were distinctly vanilla in flavour, some of them lent themselves very nicely to a spanko interpretation. Here are a few of them.

I think I'll use the last one tonight.

The Devil made her do it

When You're Naughty

You go on the naughty spot. At least that's what Supernanny teaches distraught parents each week. Ron and I have been watching that television program, and are very sceptical that a naughty child can be disciplined by being placed on the naughty spot (or naughty chair, naughty beanbag, naughty bench... you get the idea). This method, thanks to the miracle of modern filming and editing techniques, produces a perfectly behaved youngster in the space of an hour.

One evening recently Ron was trying to convince me of something, and I knew he was teasing me, so I refused to be taken in. I finally said something rude and unprintable to him. He retorted, "You're going on the naughty spot!"

We both thought this was hilarious, and laughed together at the thought. In between snickers, Ron managed to add, "I'm going to whack you on your naughty spot." Now that was something I could go for.

A naughty spot can be thought of in various ways by adult spanking enthusiasts. It might be the place where you go to think about your misdemeanors prior to a spanking. It could also be the place where spankings are administered. Or it might be the place on your body that feels the effects of the discipline. I think that in our case, Ron was thinking of the last possibility. So thank you, Supernanny, for giving us a new addition to our spanko vocabulary.

Bedtime

I don't usually post pictures of naked bottoms, but this one was too good not to share with you. it comes from a popular site called hawtness.com.




It's a naughty pose, but isn't intended to be a spanking picture. Or is it?

I saw similar pyjamas offered in a non-kinky gift catalogue last Christmas, so they are available in the vanilla world. Do you have some, or have you considered getting them for yourself or for your spanking partner?

Garden Planning

The seed catalogue has some lascivious offerings this year.









Our garden might be restricted to persons 18 or over, but it will be lots of fun!

Naughty or Nice?

She's a wise woman.

Decisions, decisions

Which box should I tick?

I'm always nice.

But sometimes I feel so naughty.

What's a girl to do?

'Tis the Season...

...for wondering how long we can get away with being naughty before we have to start being nice.



Or vice versa.



Both items are available here.