Sunday, December 7, 2014

Spanko Brunch 2.0 #49

Welcome one and all to another weekend brunch discussion. This week's Complete the Caption picture was the inspiration for today's topic.

Do you and your partner ever engage in role-playing? If so, what is your favourite scenario? If not, is it something that you would consider trying in the future?

Leave your reply as a comment, and when everyone has had a chance to respond, I will publish a summary of our discussion.
From Hermione's Heart

Saturday, December 6, 2014

You Completed the Caption

Your captions for this photo had me in stitches!


Dr. Ken: The Sugar Plum Fairies get bigger every year....

Katie: After having seen the bill that their wives brought home from a girls weekend away to see the Nutcracker, the husbands decided to entertain their thoroughly spanked wives with a little ballet of their own!

Leigh: Snow fairies - I love them.

Simon: The pilot for "Strictly Come Dancing" was not a huge success so the format was quickly revised.

Nina: Come and visit Finland - the land of endless fun and surprise.

Rollin: Ensign, are you sure this is the way the natives on this planet dress or is this another one of Commander Janeway's little jokes?

Sir Wendel: Yet another reason why drugs are bad.

Ricky: Let this be a lesson to all of you. Don't ever bet against a wicked witch with a twist!

Ronnie: The works annual Christmas party wasn't as they expected this year.

Jon: And what are the ladies wearing this year?

The book is really much better than the movie.

Baxter: Where is Joe? He is the one that said we should do this and we did and boy do we look like a bunch of idiots?

Hermione: After Cynthia's inflatable Santa and reindeer sprang a leak, she had to improvise with her outdoor holiday decorations.

 
Wasn't that fun! For more excitement, please join us for brunch, coming up next.
From Hermione's Heart

Friday, December 5, 2014

Friday FAIL

The 50 Shades of Grey hype is starting again in anticipation of the movie version, premiering next Valentine's Day.












Then there is the Cracked website's take on why the book is worse than the movie. To give the writer credit, one of the reasons he gives—besides the obvious one of bad writing=bad movie—is that "Fifty Shades of Grey preserves the long-held misconception that people who enjoy BDSM are mentally unstable in some way." Christian Grey is "described as an impossibly rich white man with a helicopter who "knows what he wants and gets it," which in this case is punishing sex with subservient women. So basically, he's a dick on a magic broom."


Read the whole article here.

If you read the above article in its entirety, you will have learned that casting the lead roles was a problem, mainly because no one wanted them. But what if Ellen Degeneres had auditioned for and won the role of Anastasia?




Don't forget to Complete the Caption!
From Hermione's Heart

Thursday, December 4, 2014

Complete the Caption

It snowed last night and today the world is a winter wonderland. Apart from shoveling snow and driving on icy roads, winter is a magical time of year, as these gentlemen illustrate.

Complete the caption by leaving a comment, and I will publish your fantasies in an upcoming post.

From Hermione's Heart

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Black and Blue

Last week we took a drive to a little town less than an hour away to do some Christmas shopping. We were successful in our mission and managed to cross everything off our list. As usual, we stopped for lunch at our favourite restaurant: a British-style pub. I told you about our last visit here, and I wondered what our latest experience would be.

It was busy for a Monday, and the lone server was rushed off her feet, but she managed to take our drink orders immediately and left the menus with us. We had already looked at the menu on their website, but when we saw the lunch specials we both chose the grilled flatbread topped with tomatoes, mushrooms and cheese. Sounds like a pizza, doesn't it?

While waiting for our food I excused myself and went to the ladies' room, wondering if I would see the birch bundle again.


It was still in its corner, looking slightly the worse for wear. (This is the picture I took last time.) On the wall to the right, above the light switch, was a large poster that surprised me. It said:

Black and blue
And proud of it

So it seemed discipline was still being enforced, and that explained the tattered nature of the birch twigs. At least, that was what first ran through my spanko mind. Then I realized that the poster was advertising some sort of beer. I didn't have my phone with me so I couldn't take a picture of it, but it made me smile, and I memorized the slogan so I could share it with you.

We have plans for another shopping expedition next Spring, and I wonder what surprise will be in store for me next time.
From Hermione's Heart

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

From the Top Shelf - Rule 28

This is a story written in the early 1980's by Evadne Richards. and is about a time long gone,  when English girls left school and went to secretarial college. Although they were nearly adults, usually sixteen or more, the disciplinary standards were quite strict; reports were sent back to parents if there was persistent lateness, and girls were kept back working overtime - a form of detention - if their work was not up to par. They needed a diploma to get a job so they put up with it. Whether any were actually corporally punished is doubtful but certainly the atmosphere was such that the possibility of it makes a credible story.
There was a notice pinned to the door which said 'KNOCK THEN ENTER'. Judith did so.

The Principal of Tupperwell's Secretarial Academy, a large ruddy-complexioned man in his early 50's, was seated at his desk checking stock lists. He was in his shirt-sleeves. It was a hot, airless day and the wireless had forecast thunderstorms by the afternoon.

Apart from the sheaf of invoices the only other objects on the well polished oak desk were an in-tray and an out-tray, blotting pad, paperweight, and a small stand-up calendar with the day's date displayed, Monday, September 12th, 1950.

Judith stood before the Principal's desk, politely waiting for him to look up from his labours and acknowledge her presence.

The minutes ticked by. It seemed like an eternity to Judith. She felt tired and listless; she'd hardly slept a wink last night for thinking about it.

She hoped she'd remembered to do all the right things that morning. She'd polished her black court shoes furiously, ensuring that the backs of them were properly done; she'd put on her nicest knickers and checked that her seams were straight. Had she forgotten anything?

At last the Principal put down his pen and looked up. He remembered Judith was a new girl. Maybe she hadn't heard of Rule 28. Would he have to put her in the picture? He cleared his throat.

Judith listened attentively as he extolled the high standards of the college, and the need for a system of strict discipline to ensure their continuance.

Judith, he said, had begun her college career disastrously. So far she'd been nothing but a bitter disappointment both to the Academy and to her parents. He pointed to a letter on his desk. Judith recognised the notepaper and the handwriting. It was from her dad.

"I have here, Judith, a communication from your father, fully authorising me to implement Rule 28. Are you fully acquainted with Rule 28? Would you like me to read it out to you from the college prospectus?"

His keen blue eyes studied the comely, well-groomed girl nervously fidgeting before him.

Judith already knew about Rule 28. The other girls had warned her what a ten o' clock appointment with the Principal invariably meant. But she had no choice in the matter. He was going to read it to her anyway, whether she liked it or not.

He put on his reading spectacles and drew out a prospectus from the drawer:

For absence without parent's note, persistent unpunctuality, gross negligence with office equipment, idleness, disobedience and insolence... corporal punishment may be administered at the discretion of the Principal.

He put down the prospectus and sighed patiently.

"I'm sure you're not a bad girl at heart, Judith." His stony features softened slightly and Judith managed a sickly smile in return.

"But," he went on, "your work is sloppy, sporadic and erratic. You've badly damaged one of our best typewriters, quite apart from dropping it on Mrs. Bridgewater's foot. Your father is of the opinion that you're just downright lazy and careless, and I'm inclined to agree with him.

"Well here at Tupperwell's we have developed an excellent way of dealing with lazy, careless girls!" A new hardness entered his voice. "A short sharp remedy, distasteful to many, painful and embarrassing for certain, but always effective!"

His fingers drummed a tattoo on the desk. He looked at his watch. Better get cracking, he thought. Two more to deal with after this one!

Judith hung her pretty head, too frightened and ashamed to look him in the eye. Her mouth was dry and she suddenly felt weak at the knees. She felt like a condemned prisoner about to face a firing squad.

He strode over to a cupboard by the window and extracted a whippy rattan cane. He tapped the top of the desk, indicating where she should bend.

Tears were already beginning to glisten in her eyes as Judith stretched herself awkwardly, apprehensively over the shiny wooden surface, gripping the far edge of the desk so tightly that her knuckles turned white.

She smelt the sickly aroma of wax polish. Her father's letter lay inches from her nose. With one eye she could just about decipher '...my full permission to punish her as severely as you...' she couldn't make out the rest of it, but it was as she'd feared. Her father had indeed given him carte blanche. She could expect no mercy.

She gasped in horror when he hoisted her full skirt and petticoat up to her shoulders. Her bottom, encased in the filmy nylon of her brand-new polka-dot panties, suddenly felt very exposed, sickeningly vulnerable. Her tummy did a double somersault and she clenched her buttocks tightly together in the hope that it would somehow prevent him seeing all there was to see...

She wished now that she'd worn an old pair of cotton knickers - at least they weren't so revealing. But she'd wanted to look grown-up, and she'd only been allowed to wear nylon ones since leaving school, seven and a half weeks before.

Her white suspenders dug painfully into the fronts of her thighs where the edge of the desk moulded the arch of her body - she was terrified they were going to snap. It reminded her unpleasantly of a popular joke on the wireless, the punch line of which was 'You should have used stronger elastic!' She was worried too, in case she laddered her new stockings, her pride and joy. Fully fashioned with seams, One shilling and eleven-pence halfpenny, from Lewis's.

But most of all she was just plain scared. Scared of the Principal, scared of the cane, scared of having to submit to this dreadful ordeal...

Softly, she began to cry.

The Principal surveyed the girl with wry amusement.

"Well, well, what have we here?" he chided, in the manner of addressing a child. "A big cry-baby, eh?"

That did it. Judith broke into loud sobs that shook her whole body, making her plump little bottom wobble appealingly.

"Just think of it like going to the dentist, Judith," he offered, helpfully. "Just hurts even more, that's all!"

Flexing the cane expertly, he addressed it to her well-spread, stuck-out bottom, with her flimsy knickers disappearing up her virginal cleft - delicate tracery of dark pubic hair peeping shyly through.

He tapped the broad swell of her out-thrust cheeks; slowly he drew back the cane...

SPLAAT!

It sped down like greased lightning and caught Judith right across the crowns of both buttocks, the tip of it viciously biting into the fleshy contours of the far cheek.

"Yeeeeowww!" she protested urgently.

"Relax your buttocks, Judith." the Principal advised. "It won't sting quite so much then."

Still battling with the outrageous smarting, Judith was mewling and spluttering, her immaculately varnished finger-nails scrabbling furiously all over the desk top. But she overcame her modesty, unclenched her bottom-cheeks, and they broadened and softened invitingly. Her polka-dot panties tautened and stretched to accommodate the greater spread.

He could see the bright red weal forming beneath the diaphanous nylon...maybe he should make her pull them down in case they split under the onslaught of the cane. He usually caned girls on the bare bottom anyway, unless, like Judith, it was the first time. He decided it would be unfair to make an exception so her knickers would have to take their chance!

THWAAACK!

Judith tried frantically to swerve and dodge the stroke. The end result was that her left buttock cheek alone took the full force of the impact, causing her considerably greater pain than if it had landed on both.

However, her wriggling annoyed the Principal so much that he despatched the third stroke immediately to the backs of her thighs before she'd even had time to draw breath.

THWAAACK!

There was a deathly hush then Judith found her voice and emitted a loud soprano wail - loud enough to be heard over half the college.

Betty Sugden and Dawn Fairweather, awaiting their turn outside the Principal's office, nearly wet themselves in fright

"Who's he got in there, anyway?" Betty demanded, biting her lip, all the colour draining from her cheeks.

"One of the new girls, Judith Marriot, I think," Dawn replied gloomily. "Talk about initiating her, sounds like he's thrashing her black and blue!"

The three thick, ridged tramlines on Judith's poor bottom were of such a vivid hue they looked as if they had been painted on.

But they were real, alright. Judith fingered them in horrified incredulity. She just couldn't believe this was happening to her. She would have to cancel her date with Colin tonight - that was for sure. Sitting down for any length of time was going to be out of the question, let alone three bum-torturing hours stuck in the back row of the cinema.

What would Colin think of her if he found out she'd been caned? Probably think she was just a big kid. He might even ditch her for the bitchy blonde in his office who fancied him, Judith thought glumly.

"Now keep still for the last three, Judith," the Principal berated her, "or I shall get very cross and add more strokes!"

He was so cold-blooded about it all. His patent unconcern at her plight intensified her feeling of abject humiliation a hundred fold. She thought what a comic spectacle he'd made of her, with her skirt and petticoat flung up to her shoulders, her pretty new knickers all twisted up in her pussy-crack, her bottom pushed out at a vulgar, indecent angle - bearing those shameful marks of the cane. All in all, she felt like a branded calf.

Her tears splashed down her cheeks, ruining her make-up. She knew she must look an utter mess.

THWAAAACK!

Judith's body jerked convulsively as the cane landed yet again, higher up this time. It buried itself in the thin fabric of her drum-tight panties but still they miraculously stayed intact. A shriek was drawn from her throat.

Her hands instinctively sought the fresh flash-point of pain, but the Principal tapped them away impatiently with the cane, warning her he was going to finish the job off there and then. He hadn't got all day to waste on her!

THWAAACK! THWAAACK!

The two final agonising strokes were laid on criss-cross fashion, goading the four other weals back to life with such a vengeance that Judith's bottom seemed to erupt into one great mass of pain.

"OH! OH! OH!!!! OHHHHHHHHHH!" she yelled at the top of her voice, hot bitter tears cascading down her face.

Betty and Dawn shivered and quaked outside the door. "Poor cow!" Dawn exclaimed and that said it all.

Minutes later the door opened. Judith, still sobbing hysterically, pushed past them and tottered down the corridor.

"Next!" the Principal snapped, cane in hand. Clutching protectively at the seats of their skirts, Betty and Dawn edged their way in. Both girls were practically in tears already.

At lunchtime the Principal was informed that Judith had vanished during the mid-morning break. No one had seen hide nor hair of her since. The Principal uttered a mild profanity under his breath and rang Judith's parents in order to cover the college legally.

Judith spent the remainder of the day feeding her sandwiches to the ducks in the park. She'd lost whatever appetite she once had. How she hated that beastly college! She vowed she would never go within a mile of it again. She would run away from home... if only! She'd tried to sit on a park bench but when that proved painfully impossible she lay on her tummy in the grass where the sunshine soon lulled her into a deep sleep.

"Where the hell have you been, Judith?" was the explosive greeting she got from her mother when she arrived home that evening. The clock showed ten past six. She'd been asleep for hours. "The Principal phoned us hours ago! Whatever possessed you to run away from college like that? We've been worried sick!" Mrs. Marriot cried.

"But Mummy, I've had a terrible day!" Judith wailed, "I've been given the -"

But at this point, her father, face as black as thunder, stuck his head round the door.

"Not another word out of you, young lady!" he bellowed angrily, "Just get up those stairs to your bedroom. Then you can wait for me to come upstairs. I'm going to give you the hiding of your life, young lady!"

"But Daddy!" she sobbed frantically,"I've already been -"

"NOT ANOTHER WORD!" he roared.

Sniffing and snuffling disconsolately, Judith made her way slowly upstairs. Life, she reflected, could be very cruel!
Very cruel indeed!

From Hermione's Heart

Monday, December 1, 2014

Recap: Spanko Brunch 2.0 for November 30

This week we discussed the merits of sting versus thud.

Dragon's Rose: Sting! I don't like thud at all. Whether it is for fun or punishment. The difference is in the warm up. A punishment is shorter and faster. Pleasure has a long warm up and building intensity. Both sting.

Baxter: Funny you should ask this question. We were out in town today and wandered into Sur La Table. I had an agenda walking in there and meandered around but in the direction of the wooden cutting boards with wife in tow. I pulled out a cutting board with a handle and told my wife we need one of these. She said she would prefer one a bit longer, but we settled on the board paddle for $19.95. She informed me that she wouldn't be using it until Christmas. But anyway to your question, I like a paddle like that gives a nice warm thud, which is what I expect to receive on Xmas. She spanked me in Paris with a cutting board and it thudded while warming my bottom very well. My wife also uses a wooden spoon, a thin long wooden weaving board and a belt, all of which sting. Either a thud or sting, the point is to get spanked with a sore red bottom as a result. My wife excels at this.

Ronjon: Sting!! I love a leather belt for the sting it gives. I like to rest after the first spanking, enjoying the sting. Then I like a second spanking which gives even more sting.

Nina: I think most times I'd prefer the stingy sensation, but that is also because of the implements used. We have a heavy wooden paddle and that is used for punishment only. It thuds and that's horrible.
In addition, most of the other implements are more on the stingy side, and that includes all those that we use for pleasurable spankings.

Leigh: I prefer the sting over the thud.

Cali: I love the sting and I love the leather belt - although I recently got to experience a silicon spatula, which was pretty stingy even over my jeans. Since our spankings are all foreplay or stress relief, a paddle just wouldn't work for me.

Pearl: GREAT question!!! We recently had a spanking session where I was not fully aware of the implements being used and the sting vs thud came into play. The blind tilt "spanking stick" gives my FAVORITE sting. I love it more than a sane woman should. My Man then moved to something new he wanted to try. Something he felt might be better than the blind tilt. Two whacks and I was almost going to vomit. He used a wooden drum stick with the same snap swing as the blind tilt. It gave the deepest thud that I was not prepared for and did NOT enjoy in any way. So my answer, sting.

Sir Wendel: The sting is my favorite part.

Roz: Most implements we have produce a sting.

lindy: I prefer a sting. my husband uses a wooden spoon sometimes which I hate but when he uses the leather belt I feels so good.

Welcome, lindy!

Simon: Oh quite definitely sting. My favorite implement is the cane, I love the sound it makes on the way to my bottom, the sound it makes when it hits and the intense and localised sting. I hate heavy implements like large wooden paddles which thud and bruise a large area quite deeply.

Arched one: WOW it seems stingy is first on most lists. I also prefer sting but do like to feel the thud at times. It keeps me on my toes LOL. The belt and leather strop are my favorite implements to be used on me.

Ronnie: Much prefer sting to thuddy.

S: Definitely sting, which grows as the spanking goes on, and builds in to a great sexiness. Thud, no, it just hurts, and leaves bruises and major sitting problems. Sting makes me fidget for some time when I sit, but the hot glowing smart beneath my skirt reminds me of the lovely spanking I have just been given.

Six of the best: Hermione you might have guessed that I prefer the sound of the sting. For I love the feel of a cane in my hand, and when I bring it down on a ''naughty' lady's bare bottom, it's 'swish'. is music to my ears. I love it, I love it, I love it.

DelFonte: Am I alone in liking a thud! I'm fond of floggers because they both thud and sting at the ends, especially the knots.

sub hub: I'm with you Del Fonte ... I prefer thuddy to stingy. Stingy is what I get, but I prefer thuddy.

Katie: Not sure on this one, Hermione! I think that I would say sting, though DF has a good point. The flogger is pretty nice either way. I think of wood with thud usually, and leather with sting. Not a wood fan, but I do like the leather thing... Depends on the how and why of the spanker. ie. Rob in this case.

In summary, Katie T is indecisive! LOL!

Unknown: I am going against the grain here. I love thud! I don't mind stingy sometimes but I love thuddy all the time.

Blondie: Hate the slappy, would much rather have anything else. But sting and slappy are different. So I don't really care as long as it isn't light and smacky.

Hermione: There's something to be said for each, but personally I prefer the thud of a good, wide, leather paddle or strap. Some of our implements are too thuddy, and that isn't pleasant, but a moderate thud is fine. I dislike the sting of delrin or plastic implements like the loopy Johnny and the carpet beater. The sharp bite keeps me from settling into the mood and enjoying the spanking. Thuddy leather takes me to a special place. Nevertheless, each of our spankings includes sting as well as thud.

Jenn: I'm not sure. Sting is nice, as long as it's not too much. Thud hurts, but sometimes it has to hurt to get my attention.

Thank you all for your opinions on this hot topic!

From Hermione's Heart