Recap: Spanko Brunch 2.0 for October 27

What implement have you always wanted to try, but haven't?

Bonnie: As I scan my spanko bucket list, I can't think of an implement that I really want to try for the first time. Perhaps I need to do some research into new spanking technology!

Wendel: That cake looks delicious and a good spanking will also warm you up on a chilly evening.
The bucket list is topped with the carpet beater. Just looks like it would cover a lot of space and sting like hell. Never got around to buying one.

Roz: I can't really think of anything. Once upon a time my answer would have been riding crop and flogger, but we have now tried both...and broken both lol.

Yorkie: A full length cane, a tawse, a thicker, heavier paddle to name a few. Why haven’t I tried them? Lack of spare cash.

Barrel: I would like to acquire and try a dragon cane. As my wife’s caning skills are still developing, and the two canes she does wield both wrap on to both hips, I have been afraid to buy one. If I could only get her to devote more time to “practising” on me, of course ;<) I’d have one on order in a heart beat.

Rosco: We’ve tried many things and mostly use a (substantial) riding crop and a two-tailed tawse. In fact my bottom is still quite tender from the whipping I received 36 hours ago. Sometimes Irene will instruct me to cut a switch, but there’s only the right raw material in our area for a few months of the year.

I’m a little intrigued by what a real caning would be like. I’ve seen pictures and it looks a little scary. And Irene doesn’t like to hold back once she starts, so it’s probably not a good idea.

I also asked a girl once why she was carrying an ice hockey stick. She declared loudly it was because she was going to spank me with it. She didn’t, and it seemed an odd choice of implement, but the threat lingers in my mind to this day.

Ronnie: I can't think of an implement that I want to try for the first time.

QBuzz: I've always had a thing about the birch, but doubt I'll ever try one due to the practicalities of acquiring one and the fact that it's not a very 'domestic' implement - I doubt my girlfriend would enjoy using it

Prefectdt: I would like to try a Bullwhip. I have not purchased one because I would not know a good one from a rubbish one. Even then I do not know of anyone who is skilled enough to use one. From watching videos, they do not look like they are an implement to be used by someone who has not had sufficient training with one. Also I do not know of a place that is large enough to play with one, most domestic settings are just too small.

Hermione: I have always been curious about what a flogger feels like. I have seen instructions on how to make one, and I could probably order one on the imternet, but I'm not sure how Ron would feel about using one.

Now there's a Christmas wish list!

Spanko Brunch 2.0 #302

Gather around, dear friends, and help yourself to a slice of cake. It isn't anyone's birthday; the candle is there to help keep you warm on this chilly day. Today's topic came to me as I arranged our spanking toys on their special rack. I had taken them down and hidden them when we had guests for Thanksgiving, but it's safe to display them once more.

Is there an implement that you have always wanted to try, but haven't? What is preventing you from acquiring this implement? Do you think you will ever find out what it feels like?

Please leave your response as a comment. Once  everyone has had a chance to speak, I will publish an edited summary of our discussion.

Save the Date!

Once again it's almost time for the annual Love our Lurkers celebration. This year we will honour our silent readers on Thursday, November 14 and Friday, November 15.

For those of you who are wondering what I'm talking about, we bloggers set aside two days each year to encourage our silent readers to come out of the shadows and leave a comment. We all have readers who have never commented, and this is the time we gently encourage them to introduce themselves in some way.

A little history is in order here. Fourteen years ago, Bonnie started the tradition. For the first few years, it was very hush hush and meant to be a surprise, so no one but the bloggers themselves knew about the actual date. But as Bonnie's blogroll increased, it became impossible to email each blogger individually to tell them the date and encourage them to join in the fun. Invariably, some bloggers were missed and never received the email. So the emails were replaced with a blog post well in advance of LoL day. I also added a second day so that latecomers can join in without feeling they have missed being a part of the festivities.

If you are a blogger, all you have to do is put up a post on November 14 and 15 encouraging your readers—especially the silent ones—to leave a comment. I will have more details for you in the upcoming days, but in the meantime please spread the word to your readers. let's all try to make LoL 14 the best one yet!

Recap: Spanko Brunch 2.0 for October 20

Have you obtained a new implement lately?

Roz: Sorry, but my answer to this question is a dull one. No new implements. We haven't spanked for some years now and I did get a surprise spanking a few weeks back it was with the hand. Does that count as a new implement given it hadn't been used for that purpose for so long?

QBuzz: The London Tanners pocket strap + pocket tawse. Provide an extremely intense OTK experience, and is the most 'satisfied' I've ever felt after a spanking.

https://www.thelondontanners.com/shop/pocket-strap/

 Bernie: It hasn't arrived, yet, but we do have a riding crop on order. Mistress was the one who suggested it and will be using it on me. Maybe I'll report back on it some Brunch when the topics align. The best.

Baxter: Back when I was getting ready for my knee replacement surgery, we were out getting stuff to help get through it. One thing was a long shoe horn, probably 2.5 feet long. Well after my surgery, my wife was playing around with it and smacked my bare bottom with it. It hurt but in a good way. Ever since then, my spankings have been with that shoe horn. My wife bought another one to be in our camper if I need spankings, which I always do.

 Jack: My mother-in-law gave my wife a new paddle of education. It is extra flat, comfortable handle. She had the words “Mommie knows best” on the flat part of the paddle. I recently experienced it, it truly does get the point across. My wife enjoys the comfortable handle and saids she has more grip.

Wendel: About a month ago the Misses surprised me with her new purchase she called Sr. Smack. It is an 18in long, thick ruler like paddle. It stings like hell and the marks take a couple of days to disappear. The Misses paddled me twice with it since it arrived and in both instances the expression can’t sit down applied.

Anon 1: I make implements all  the time. Recently I made a set of hairbrush shaped paddles in different thickness and materials. The sensations they produce range from stingy to thuddy.

Barrel: I bought a extra heavy Scottish tawse from M C Customs for my wife’s birthday last month. It took 2 weeks to clear customs in London and 4 weeks to arrive in the states. It is our second leather implement and lighter than the strap I made. She used it during an extended session the day it arrived and I can say with authority, it is intense. The two tails left distinct marks that lasted for over a week. She reports, due to its lighter feel, she needs to practice with it, on me of course. This might be the best present I ever gave her ;<)

https://mccustoms.co.uk/product/two-tail-lochgelly-type-tawse-extra-heavy

Anna: My mother -in -law recently moved to the other coast. I was helping her pack up kitchen last week.She said if there was anything I wanted I should take it. There was a small cutting board with a handle that always displayed in her kitchen. My husband had made it for Mother's Day when he was a boy scout. It is about a foot long and 5 inches wide. It has a nice wooden handle. perfect for our
discipline session.

I put it to use that weekend. He was freaked but when I told him i intended to keep on display in our kitchen, but after an extra 25 swats he saw it my way.It now resides on a shelf in our kitchen. It serves as a daily reminder. When he comes home of Friday's he now brings it up to our bedroom removes his clothing and waits for his weekly discipline session.

Ronnie: No new implements in our house. I am looking for a new item to buy P for Christmas, but not sure what.

Prefectdt: I have not purchased a new toy for well over a year. I think I will read the other contributions for ideas. I would like to get a boot paddle though.

Hermione: We haven't had anything new in quite some time, but I have ny eye on one as a Christmas present for Ron. He is a dedicated barbecuer, so this will serve a dual purpose. A better idea would be to buy two.

 Such a lot of lovely implements. I'd like to try them all!

Spanko Brunch 2.0 #301

Welcome one and all to my favourite time of the week. Let's discuss a topic suggested by my good friend Barrel.

Have you recently added a new implement to your collection? If so, who suggested it? Where did you get it? What were the results?

As usual, please leave your response as a comment. Once everyone has had a chance to reply. I will publish an edited summary of our conversation.

You Completed the Caption

KDPierre: Hilda's Autumn bike ride amid the changing colors inspired her to daydream of her bottom turning a warm red, but dressed as she was in the chilly Fall air, by the time she got home, she succeeded only in turning blue.

Anon 1: Over the hill and around the bend with a bundle of switches I go .
The bike knows the way to where I will stay,
off to an ass switching here i go.
Ohhhh over the hill and around the bend ....

Anon 2: These switches should be enough to get me through tonight, but given the way I tend to misbehave, there's a good chance I'll be out here tomorrow to collect another batch. At least that's my plan.

Anon 3: He said he was going to turn my bottom as red as the leaves on the switches. I tried to find the reddest ones I could.

Prefectdt: Hilda said "And now the switches are turning to the colour of my hair".

Hermione: Hilda was violating the town ordinance by littering the road with leaves, knowing full well that the punishment would be a spanking by the hunky town sheriff.

That warmed me up, and now I'm ready for brunch; how about you? Please join us. Its coming up next.

Complete the Caption

It's autumn and the trees are turning shades of yellow, orange, red and brown. Our Hilda is taking some time to enjoy the fall colours, but why are the leaves still attached to their branches? Are the branches destined to be used in a way familiar to all of us?

Please complete the caption by leaving a comment. I will bag your suggestions and have them ready for pickup on Saturday.