Saturday, June 11, 2011

Complete the Caption


Court is in session. The crime and the punishment are up to you.

Complete the caption by leaving a comment, and I'll present your rulings in the next post.

From Hermione's Heart

17 comments:

sixofthebest said...

The honourable judge say's. "For not completeing Hermoine's caption for week. I sentence you to 'six of the best, the very best strokes of the cane, on your bare bottom".

Terri said...

"What're you going to do, spank me?" The defendant asked, flipping up her skirt to show off her panties to the judge.

"Young lady, that's an instant twelve strokes with the senior cane for contempt of court." His honour's voice rang out crisply in the courtroom...

Clearly THAT was the wrong courtrooom to act up in!!

Season said...

Let the record show the defendant is highly spankable.

ronnie said...

Judge - "I asked what colour were the pants you stole, not show me young lady."

Have a lovely weekend Hermione.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

ronnie said...

Judge - "I asked what colour were the pants you stole, not show me young lady."

Have a lovely weekend Hermione.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

ronnie said...

Judge - "I asked what colour were the pants you stole, not show me young lady."

Have a lovely weekend Hermione.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Simon(e) said...

Judge "I'm sorry but that is not what I meant when I said could I see the briefs before we start"

Bobbie Jo said...

Ok, your judgeship, all I did was take one measly candy bar. Just spank me and get it over with!

Red said...

Six of the best,? Why only six? You can see I am well endowed to take many more...
Red

SPANKEDHORTIC II said...

"But I've already been punished for that Your Honour. Look here's the stripes to prove it"

Prefectdt

Season said...

The defense calls it's next witness, Herbie Hind, to the stand.

Rogue said...

Attorney to Court: "My apologies, your Honor. When my client said she would show her @$$ if she lost this case, I didn't realize she meant that literally."

A. Lurker said...

Defence: "If it will please the court, I will allow the defendant to present her brief."

Crown: "Motion to strike, Your Honour."

Judge: "Motion granted!"

Daisychain said...

Damned if I could think of a caption; but all the above are brilliant, especially simon(e)!!! xxxxxxx

Bonnie said...

"Bailiff, you may impose the sentence of this court..."

Lea said...

The judge is saying, "Miss Erica Scott, we meet again. Clearly the Spanking Court hasn't taught you your lesson yet."

Michael said...

When "Talking Out of Your Ass" was finally made a crime Miss Rosie Cheeks was the first person found guilty despite her impassioned plea to Judge Rodney Palm.