Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Big Bottoms in the News

A woman was arrested in Bloomington, Minn., for allegedly shoplifting at the Alaskan Fur Company. The store said she had taken a $6,500 coat, which she denied. Police found the hanger for the coat in her car, and she was arrested.

After three days in jail, the woman admitted to a detective she had taken the coat, but said she had already sold it. After further questioning, she admitted she still had the coat, and pulled it out of her underwear.

"She had modified her underwear," a police spokesman said. The 270-pound woman "actually cut the rear of the underwear out so that from the back it appeared she was not wearing underwear, and then stuffed it down the front," and it stayed there for the three days she was in custody.

From Hermione's Heart


Sara said...

Ewww, and who would want it back after THAT?

sixofthebest said...

I would say Hermoine, she created 'Pandamonium', for the store, I wish she would have paid the price of stealing, by undergoing a bare bottom spanking. If I was the judge, you can bet her 'bare bottom', on that. Would'nt you agree Hermoine?,

Anonymous said...

Sometimes real life stories are stranger than fiction.

inglemb said...

goddamn, i think i would burn that coat.

ronnie said...

Oh no, I can't believe that.


Anonymous said...


Hermione said...

Sara - I know. Even drycleaning wouldn't ....

Six - Yes, whole-heartedly!

Joey - Who could make stuff up that would top this?

inglemb - Welcome! I agree, but it probably wouldn't burn.

Ronnie - I found it difficult too.

Ally - My thoughts exactly.


Erica said...

Ohhhhhhkay, lady, you win -- you can keep it!

Hermione said...

Erica - It wouldn't be worth the struggle to remove it!


Daisychain said...

Ewww...but, serves them right for selling real fur!!!
Fur is for beautiful animals, not people! xxxxx
But I bet even an animal wouldn't want it back after THAT!!!!!

Hermione said...

Daisy - I agree with you 100%.


Anonymous said...

That is one coat noone would ever want to buy... And just how big would this woman be, that no one noticed. EWWWW

Hermione said...

Red - It's really hard to believe, but maybe no one wanted to get too close to her.