Wednesday, October 22, 2014

A Fly on the Wall

If you had been eavesdropping on our spankings over the past few weeks, you might have heard the odd snippet of conversation in between swats. If you weren't within earshot, I have collected them for you here.

Me: Ow!
Ron: What?
Me: I said 'ow'.
Ron: Does that hurt?
Me: Of course it hurts.
Ron: Then all is as it should be. Bum gets whacked. Bum hurts.

Me: Smart ass.
Ron: No, it's your ass that's going to smart.

Me: You are so masterful.
Ron: Ass-terful.

From Hermione's Heart


Jon said...

It rhymes with ass:
1. A place you lived: Sweetgrass.
2. A current or former recreational drug: Grass.
3. A puny University: UMass.
4. Something you wear: Eyeglass.
5. Drink you’ve never tried: Kvass
6. How you like your beverage of choice: In a cold beer glass.
7. What too many OTHER bloggers are full of: Gas.

Blondie said...

Great personality he has. I can imagine a similar conversation but I don't know if Ty would be as quick with his creative answers

abby said...

Master is always ready with a smart assed answer to my complaints or comments....i would miss it!
hugs abby

Baxter said...

Just puts a smile on my face.


ronnie said...


I do like Ron's come back and his sense of humour.


Roz said...

LoL Hermoine. Ass-terful ... love it!


Hermione said...

Jon - Very clever!

Blondie - He can be quite witty at times.

Abby - I'd miss it too.

Baxter - Glad to hear it.

Ronnie - So do I.

Roz - That one's my favourite.


Terpsichore said...

cute post :-)