Friday, October 10, 2014

Friday FAIL

I sorted the pictures in my FAIL folder and chose a selection of photos that started with B.

A post-nuptial butt grab is not a good way to start married life.

It seems to be a popular pastime.

Until now, I've only heard of Bear Grylls through the spam comments on this blog. But I see he's a real person. In case you can't make out the dark print, "...he proposed to his wife, Shara, naked after a long swim, with the engagement ring clenched between his bare buttocks. And they say romance is dead."

Cleavage? Wrong! Butt cleavage.

Butt holster = bad idea

Happy Friday!

From Hermione's Heart


sixofthebest said...

Hermione, looking at these photo's one can say a 'good life' from a 'spanko's point of view, "ALWAYS STARTS AT THE BOTTOM.

Roz said...

Great fails Hermoine. Oh dear at the first two and lol at Bear Grills. OMG at the last one!


ronnie said...

I don' t know where you find them.

Butt holster:(


Hermione said...

Six - Those are words to live by.

Roz - Fails all round!

Ronnie - The interwebs are full of them.


Mitch Philbin said...

All are hilarious! The last one gives a new meaning to the old expression: "Blow it out your **s."

Aimless Rambling said...

I love the butt holster.

abby said...

Great Friday pics..thanks.
hugs abby

Erica said...

Yup, Bear Grylls is real. You do NOT want to know some of the things he eats in the wild. As for that ring stunt, I would have told him to shove it. Literally.

Minielle Labraun said...

I can't begin to imagine/ understand the ideas behind these!

Dragon's Rose said...

Yet another round of eye bleach for me. I'll learn not to look one day.

Baxter said...

Geez a ring clenched in buttcheeks? Odd to say the least.
But I love butt cleavage. a woman at work and I have a butt crack joke we have been going on with now for several years. I have wandered the office and have seen exposed buttcrack several times and I report back to her who and where and we laugh about it. She also shows butt crack with her low riding jeans and undies and I joke with her about it.

Cat said...

Wow Hermione...sheesh...ya have to wonder why the first two are even getting married! Ooh...Bear Grylls...not sure I want a ring that's been stuck between someone's butt cheeks. That last a new meaning to the expression "blow it out your a$$" Thanks for sharing.

Hugs and Blessings...

Hermione said...

itch - So it does!

Leigh - But how does he sit?

Abby - You're welcome.

Erica - I can use my imagination about eating what you find in the wild. Remember Farley Mowat and the mice?

Minelle- Neither can I.

Rose - You know you want to :)

Baxter - I'll have to try the ring thing and see if I can even do it. He must have buns of steel.

Cat - I wonder about the weddings too, unless the photos were staged.