Hermione's Heart: A Fly on the Wall

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

A Fly on the Wall

If you had been eavesdropping on our spankings over the past few weeks, you might have heard the odd snippet of conversation in between swats. If you weren't within earshot, I have collected them for you here.

Me: Ow!
Ron: What?
Me: I said 'ow'.
Ron: Does that hurt?
Me: Of course it hurts.
Ron: Then all is as it should be. Bum gets whacked. Bum hurts.

Me: Smart ass.
Ron: No, it's your ass that's going to smart.

Me: You are so masterful.
Ron: Ass-terful.

8 comments:

Jon said...: It rhymes with ass:
1. A place you lived: Sweetgrass.
2. A current or former recreational drug: Grass.
3. A puny University: UMass.
4. Something you wear: Eyeglass.
5. Drink you’ve never tried: Kvass
6. How you like your beverage of choice: In a cold beer glass.
7. What too many OTHER bloggers are full of: Gas.; October 22, 2014 at 1:03 PM
Blondie said...: Great personality he has. I can imagine a similar conversation but I don't know if Ty would be as quick with his creative answers; October 22, 2014 at 2:58 PM
abby said...: Master is always ready with a smart assed answer to my complaints or comments....i would miss it!
hugs abby; October 22, 2014 at 5:03 PM
Baxter said...: Just puts a smile on my face.

Baxter; October 22, 2014 at 9:32 PM
ronnie said...: Hermione,

I do like Ron's come back and his sense of humour.

Love,
Ronnie
xx; October 23, 2014 at 3:06 AM
Roz said...: LoL Hermoine. Ass-terful ... love it!

Hugs
Roz; October 23, 2014 at 4:19 AM
Hermione said...: Jon - Very clever!

Blondie - He can be quite witty at times.

Abby - I'd miss it too.

Baxter - Glad to hear it.

Ronnie - So do I.

Roz - That one's my favourite.

Hugs,
Hermione; October 23, 2014 at 8:13 AM
Terpsichore said...: cute post :-); October 28, 2014 at 9:31 PM