Meme the Second

While wandering through Bonnie's attic archives, I found this meme.
Three Things That Scare Me:

• Someone getting angry at me
• Driving on a busy highway
• Heights

Three People Who Make Me Laugh:

• My husband
• Jon Stewart
• Rowan Atkinson

Three Things I Love:

• Spankings
• Reading blogs and writing one
• Walks in the woods

Three Things I Hate:

• Animal Abuse
• Whistling
• Micromanagers

Three Things I Don’t Understand:

• Politics
• The terrorist mentality
• The stuff under the hood of a car

Three Things On My Desk:

• Kleenex
• Telephone
• Keyboard brush

Three Things I’m Doing Right Now:

• Listening to a webinar
• Typing
• Eating cherry tomatoes

Three Things I Want To Do Before I Die:

• Travel to Britain
• Become a vegetarian
• Pursue the career I was born for

Three Things I Can Do:

• Play the piano
• Teach a variety of skills
• Speak in front of an audience

Three Things I Can’t Do:

• Open plastic bags in the produce department
• Hide my emotions or tell lies
• Back out of the driveway properly

Three Things I Think You Should Listen To:

• Your gut reaction or intuition
• Music that makes you feel good
• The sounds of nature

Three Things You Should Never Listen To:

• Your inner critical parent voice
• Certain TV evangelists
• Anyone who tells you you'll never be able to achieve your goal

Three Things I’d Like To Learn:

• How to play the violin
• Tolerance and patience with stupid people
  
• How to type with all 10 fingers

Three Favorite Foods:

• Pizza
• Squeaky fresh curd cheese
• Rice Krispies

Three Shows I Watched As A Kid:

• Winky Dink
• Captain Kangaroo
• The Mickey Mouse Club

Three Things I Regret:

• Not having had a clear idea of what I wanted to do with my life
• Not knowing one parent at all and knowing the other one all too well
• Being unable to assert myself