Butt Bouncers

A few weeks ago, the brunch topic at My Bottom Smarts was about activities that intensified the ouch after a spanking was over. I left a response, but it wasn't until a few hours after my next spanking that I realized I had forgotten about something that really keeps my bottom feeling sore.
I was standing at the kitchen counter, fixing breakfast for the uncontrollable hooligans dogs, when they reminded me. Fluffy did something we call "butt bouncing". He launched himself into the air towards me, front legs outstretched and stiff, and his heavy paws landed squarely on my bottom. He bounced off, hit the ground, and repeated the attack a few more times. Ouch! I'm sure he left paw-shaped bruises on my poor behind.
Fang took a less athletic but still painful approach. He stood on his hind legs behind me and did what felt like the dog paddle on my posterior. Those hard claws really dug in! He only stopped when I held his food bowl out to him.
I may have to order take-out for them on those sore bottom mornings.
Fang is currently seriously ill and in hospital. Ron and I would both very much appreciate any good thoughts and vibes you could send his way for a speedy recovery.