Friday, February 26, 2010

The View from Here - Birthdays

Freshly showered and dressed for work, I come downstairs and walk into the kitchen. On the table is a brightly-wrapped gift, with an envelope propped up against it.

"Happy birthday, darling," Ron says as he hugs me and gives me a warm kiss. "You don't look a day older than you did yesterday."

"Uh, thanks," I smile, and move toward the table.

"Not so fast. First, there's the little matter of your birthday spanking. Come with me."

I look longingly at the package on the table, then apprehensively at the wooden spoon Ron is holding. He leads me to the back of an overstuffed chair that's facing the adjacent living room, and gestures towards it.

"Pants down and bend over." I obey. "I'll give you half now, and save the rest for when you get home." The swats commence, and I grit my teeth and try not to move or cry out. "On second thought, maybe I'll give you all of them now, and make the day really memorable."

It's only a fantasy. He doesn't call me darling, but that's not the point. We have yet to enjoy a birthday spanking. I have asked every year for I don't know how long, and get various responses from Ron, but the bottom line is, he hasn't followed through.

So, what's the big deal? Do I really have to have one? Why do I keep on asking? Am I just trying to keep up with the other bloggers who enjoy a spanking on that special occasion? Do I feel like I am missing out on something? Is it really important to me, or do I only want one because my friends all get birthday spankings?

Well, I do know that I have been requesting that mode of celebrating for much longer than I have had blogging friends, or even knew about spanking blogs. It's just a special little demonstration of affection that includes the incendiary activity I love best. I haven't given up hope.

Last week, I gathered my courage and asked Ron if this year, he would give me a birthday spanking.

"Can I get back to you on that?" His way of saying no without actually saying no.


"I don't know. Soon."

"I don't want anything else. Just a spanking."

He thought a moment then said, "Okay." A pause, while I hugged him in gratitude and jumped up and down for joy. Then, "before breakfast?"

"Well...yes, that would be great!" That man read my mind again!

I'll let you know if and when it actually happens. I don't expect the other details of my fantasy to become reality too; at least, not this year. But you never know.

From Hermione's Heart


Our Bottoms Burn said...

My best wishes that Ron toasts your bottom with "incendiary activity" before the breakfast muffins are served.

Sara said...

Happy Birthday and I hope THIS is the year!

ronnie said...

Hermione, I just have a feeling that you will be driving to work on your birthday this year with a very sore bottom especially if Ron decides to make up for all the other birthday spankings you didn't get:)

Hope you both have a lovely weekend.


Hermione said...

OBB - Wouldn't that be special!

Sara - Thank you, and I hope so too.

Ronnie - Mmmm, I'll try not to get my hopes up, but that sounds like the perfect start to the day.


Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday! I hope you get what your asking for...

MarQe said...

Just to say thanks for your comments Hermione :)

MarQe x

Daisychain said...

Ohh, I really hope this year you will not be disappointed. I think I would not have been so patient...LOL, I would have refused to open my birthday gift until AFTER the spanking...and eventually, out of sheer frustration, it would happen!
But, Davey is sweet, he has never refused me anything I asked for!
Have a fantastic birthday! I pray it is all you wish for, and more! Birthday hugsssssssssss xxxxxxxx

Anonymous said...

I hope you have a wonderful birthday and that you receive your hearts (?) desire.

Hermione said...

Ally - I hope so too!

MarQe - You're quite welcome, and thanks for yours.

Daisy - It really looks like this year I might get my wish, but I will be dropping a few hints over the next week, as insurance.

Mick - I hope it won't be a case of "careful what you wish for"!


Felicia Nemo said...

Happy birthday! I hope your wish does come true!