The temperature is dropping fast here and snow is in the forecast, but in some parts of the world there is fun to be had on the beach.
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Wrestling • Kimberly Page
3 hours ago
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The last guy who pinched her bum had his tail turned red in a woodshed. This one would have his tail reddened in a lobster pot.
No. No. No. It’s called “The Crabs”
Come on! It's just a little pinch! ;)
When I said I wanted you to pinch my butt this wasn't what I had in mind. You don't have to be so literal!
First Girl: "I'll let you spank me when lobsters come out my butt!"
Second Girl: "Then I better get the hairbrush."
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The lobster paddle worked better in theory than in practice."
**sobbing** I am so sorry I told everyone you gave me crabs!! I will never lie again!!
How dare you pinch me? You will be red all over when before I'm done with you.
This is not what I had in mind when you said: "Let's go to Red Lobster"...
The latest is lobster traps,
perhaps?
Remember when you said the spanking my husband gave me probably did not hurt THAT much? Well, let's have this lobster pinch you and then you tell me if it hurts or not?
Twilla and Mabelina, twin sisters from Detroit became famous after trying to rescue “Big Fred” the famous lobster from the Hurricane Seafood Restaurant. After Big Fred bit Twilla on the butt the twins saw the error of their ways and Big Fred became lunch.
That’s not a Lobster, that’s a shrimp…You should see the lobsters ever since that truck full of radioactive medical waste spilled off Jones’s Pier.
Hey Jim, look at the wives! Yours has a lobster hanging from her rear end. Mine is trying to pull it off her.
Forget that Bob, why are they dressed in swimsuits that look like its 1920. Gosh I hope no one figures out they are with us.
Gertrude why are you pulling on my swimsuit?
You have a huge lobster stuck to your butt.
Right…..Next thing you will be telling me that someday woman will actually be able to go the beach in two skimpy pieces of cloth with their stomachs bared. Now lay off the gin and tonics and let go of my swimsuit
Petunia, this lobster is a reincarnation of my old creepy uncle Charles. He always did like women’s bottoms. The old geezer couldn’t keep his hands off em!
I knew it would come back and bite me on the bum.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
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