Friday, January 11, 2013

Friday FAIL

The after-Christmas sales at Wal-Mart have attracted the usual band of beings from another planet -  or so it seems.

Welcome to Wal-Mart. Have a cart.

I hope she's buying a skirt.

Why bother with underwear?

Oh, look! Fifty percent off!

That partition isn't high enough to hide your exposure, bud.

Hallowe'en isn't for another nine months. What's your hurry?

From Hermione's Heart


Bas said...

A "people greeter" ???
Even with unemployment rates as they are, they couldn't find anybody who wanted to greet these customers?
Definitely fails, Hermione.

abby said...

OMG to the last one....i keep thinking maybe it was a dare and she is winning big money...why else???
hugs abby

Our Bottoms Burn said...

Fails for sure. How about a promise to not do any more Wal*Mart pics?

elle :) said...

Oh my! Whyyyy?? Lol

Penelope said...

lol, so many butts hanging out! Very hazardous to read this post whilst having lunch, methinks.

I like Miss Noskirt in pic 2, though. She seems like fun :D

Anonymous said...

They were all fails, but the last one is in a new category of mega-fails.

Wow. I cannot believe the way people dress in public.


Aimless Rambling said...

I just saw Sponge Bob running away.

All definite fails.

Anonymous said...

I love Sponge Bob one! Too funny!!

ronnie said...

I can't believe the last one. I've said it before but don't these people have mirrors in their homes.


Anonymous said...

Good Lord. These are clearly examples where loved ones should step in and take the person privately in hand. Most of those things don't even appear comfortable.
Would those people with their bottoms hanging out of their jeans feel more comfortable with pants that fit correctly? It has to be drafty.
In my best church lady tone, "shame, shame..."

Anonymous said...

sad to see the state of the Union, worse than any fiscal cliff, these people cannot afford clothes already...
LOL: can you imagine when they were trying them on to purchase, and they thought they looked good.
bottoms up

otk4us2 said...

My Mother use to say "none are so blind as those who will not see". She must have been talking about these people, wonder what they think they see if, and when they ever look in a mirror?

Hermione said...

Bas - It's a rough job, being a greeter. You must be desperate :)

Abby - I hope it's a joke of some kind.

OBB - You're kidding, right? That would be a promise I wouldn't want to keep.

Elle - Good question!

Penelope - Careful, you could choke on some of these.

Joey - I can't believe it either. They must be nuts!

Sunny - It doesn't get much worse than this.

Jessica - He was kind of cute!

Ronnie - I expect the mirrors all self-destructed.

Lillie - LOL, I love church lady. She would make them all see sense.

Red - The cashiers must struggle to keep a straight face at times.

Dave - I think they see what they want to see, or think the mirror is telling lies.


Blondie said...

So sad that these pictures are even real. Makes me shake my head in wonder.

Minielle Labraun said...

I am absolutely amazed! I mean if I had a short skirt on I would think of another way to bend....the they think it's sexy????

Roz said...

Oh good grief is all I can say. Sponge Bob - seriously? Lol

Thanks for the laugh Hermione :)


Hermione said...

Blondie - It's a sad statement of our times.

Minelle - They don't seem to care that everything is on display. Maybe they're trying for their 15 minutes of fame on a blog?

Roz - Glad you enjoyed it.


Unknown said...

Wow... People of Walmart crack me up. I wonder if any of them have ever seen their picture there or no they are one "those" people.

WendelJones said...

Great. I’ll never be able to watch SpongeBob again. Thanks Walmart.