Sunday, January 6, 2013

You Completed the Caption

The evening at the junior prom seems to be shaping up nicely. Here's what you said:

Minelle: Honestly, looking at her face I kept thinking "hmmmmm the power is like a drug!"

Six of the best: Six of the best says, "Hermione will be so kind and dance the 'Spanker's Waltz' with me. Hermione says, with a wink, "If you promise to have a spanking good time with me" blushingly.

Young Lady: Annette knew that cutting out the back of her dress was a good move!!

Seeing that Annette had written secrets about all of them on the back of her dress made the cheerleading squad of Sunnybrook High VERY nervous!

Sunnygirl: It's that illusive smile that makes the male of the species suspect she is hiding a wild tigress beneath that demure persona.

Ronnie: Sally's raffle prize of a kiss for the winner was making the others girls jealous.

Ami: What did you say your name was? Scarlett O'Hara?

Kingspan: "...and at the end of the party, I'll choose one boy to give me my birthday spanking."

SNP: A spanking it shall be, after the dance you'll see! That pout on your lips, does not deter me a bit!

Ricky: Oooh! We just hate her! What's she got that we haven't got?

Vfrat25000: A comment overheard from the “ignored” group of ladies.
“When someone finally invents Facebook I am SO going to trash her ass.”

At least it’s just those nerdy guys who are swooning all over her. The worst one of all, that William Gates kid will never amount to anything. Billy Bob the Quarterback is my dream man!

Lady…How long do we have to stand around acting so interested in you? I’m hungry, Frank has terrible gas and George has to go pee. Remember you promised us each $20.00 to make your friends jealous.

What’s going on with our guys and that new girl?
I don’t know for sure but it seems after she received those swats from the principal she said it was “exciting” and the guys haven’t left her alone since.
Great, now we are all going to have to get swats from Principal Smith to make our guys notice us.
Jennie…I see now why you aren’t on the honor roll!

The Ignored Ladies Speak Again
“Somebody is getting my EX-LAX Brownies on Monday morning!”

Lady Koregan: Yes, Sara Beth, I did find a dress to replace the one you and your friends ruined. Ms Taylor lent it to me from the school costume cupboard so I could come to the dance. But if you think you're unhappy now, just wait til Monday morning. Headmaster wants to see you first thing, so I'm told...

Sir Wendel Jones: Excuse me. May I have this spanking?

Welcome, Sir Wendel! 

Gary NT boy: The guy is saying,'Oh Victoria you are cruel,you promised I could wear that dress tonight'.

Hermione: The boys always clustered around Georgette, vying to see which one of them would be the first to be put across her knee. Her ability to wield a hairbrush made her the envy of all the other girls.

And there you have it. Until next time, be good!
From Hermione's Heart

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