Thursday, June 27, 2013

Sting and Thud

As we prepared for our regularly scheduled spanking last week Ron announced, "I need to start the potatoes at 5:00 so I can put them in at 5:30." Ron was making ham and scalloped potatoes for dinner. It was the last subject I wanted to discuss at the moment; i had other things on my mind.

"I hope you can squeeze me into your busy schedule," I remarked sarcastically.

"Oh, I think I can accommodate you." Then he started spanking my bare bottom briskly with a broad, light wooden paddle, as if in a race against the clock.

The implement lineup was a mixture of wood and leather. Some sting and some thud - just the way I like it. 
When he used the wooden shoehorn, Ron concentrated his strokes on the area just at the top of my thighs, a place that I consider especially tender, and I complained loudly. That only prompted him to apply the paddle and the other implements that followed more vigorously to that area.

"Does that hurt?"

"Ow! Yes!"

"That's good, eh? Hurting is good!" And he continued to prove his point on my rapidly reddening backside.

"Yeah, I suppose." But not really.

I was wearing a short-sleeved cotton shirt with no bra underneath, and it kept riding up, partially exposing my breasts. I reached back and pulled it down to my waist. Ron immediately pushed it back up. A few minutes later, after more wriggling on my part, I felt it ride up again. I pulled my shirt down; Ron pushed it up. I got the point; he was in control.

With a last flurry of very hard strokes from the big leather paddle, Ron announced, "you're done". But as I struggled to regain my composure and stand upright, he landed one final whack on my posterior.

"Ow! That hurt!" I whined.

"Bummer," was his unsympathetic reply.

"Smart ass," I retorted, but I had to laugh.

From Hermione's Heart


DelFonte said...

I think you were definitely accommodated :-)

Minielle Labraun said...

I think he fit you in fine!

Hermione said...

DelFonte - I have to agree with you:)

Minelle - With minutes to spare!


sixofthebest said...

Hermione, would you say a sting with a thud, after a spud.

Roz said...

LoL Hermione,

Ouch! Yep, he definitely fitted you in. Who said men can't multi task? LoL


Anonymous said...

I want one. LOL. That is a nasty looking implement.

Glad you got the spanking you craved.


Terpsichore said...

Sounds like he was able to fit you in quite nicely! :-) Hugs

ronnie said...

I do like a man who can multitask:)

Thanks for sharing.


Anonymous said...

Aww, that was cute! :) You made me giggle.

Aimless Rambling said...

I don't think you were short-changed at all.

Did he get the potatoes in on time? lol

Daisy Christian said...

It's nice when they give us exactly what we need/want...

lol that u asked if he could fit u in his schedule..

Hermione said...

Six - A little of each.

Roz - He's a demon for scheduling, and makes good use of his time.

Joey - VERY nasty! It's really stingy and so loud. But not so bad once I'm warmed up.

Terps - Good thing he wasn't in the middle of barbecuing when the clock struck the magic hour.

Ronnie - He's proficient with each of his hands too.

Sara - I can giggle about it too - now that the heat has subsided:D

Sunny - Oh yes, they went in on the dot, and were ready with time to spare.

Daisy - I knew that would get a response from him :)


Sarah said...

This made me chuckle!
Hope the potatoes didn't over cook! :)

Malcolm said...


Betsy said...

I'm thinking that shoehorn looks painful!

A spanking and dinner....he is a keeper ;)

garyntboy said...

Surely it was you who had the smart ass ! Naughty girl.....
Kind regards,

Anonymous said...

Love it!

Hermione said...

Sarah - No, they were just right.

Malcolm - Very much so!

Betsy - What more could a girl want? A keeper for sure.

Gary - Yes, I admit I was a bit of a smart ass there.

Anon - Thanks.


Anonymous said...

Such a nice man to fit you so easily into his very tight schedule... and, hope you appreciated the fact that he still likes a glimpse of your breasts whenever possible. Expect to read of you flashing him in the car or on a hike in the woods any day soon now... Mustn't only flash at the office! Does he know of that accidental [? :) ] Flash??
bottoms up

Hermione said...

Red - Sometimes I do flash or moon him when he's outside on the patio barbecuing, and I'm standing at the door. It's always good for a laugh.