Simon: Simon's Mistress had a slightly different conception of cornertime to most. And he'd also been told that if he misbehaved again he would do it in the nude.
Katie: "For crying out loud, I've spanked her so many times for the same thing that I've lost my mind! I need a little balance in my life!"
Six of the best: "Jumping Johosephat and fly me to the moon, if that is not Hermione's voluptuous bare bottom I see before me. And most spankable at that." said 'Six of the Best' in delight.
Tex: "EEEEEeekkk!!!... a MOUSE!"
Bonnie: When Fred's psychologist discussed the need to achieve a healthy work-life balance, he completely missed the point.
Sunnygirl: NUTS, is the only thing that comes to mind.
*Bonnie*: "Hey hold my beer and watch this!"
Tim: When Tim had been told his punishment would involve him not being able to sit down for a week he had envisaged something quite different...
Ronnie: "I wonder if this is what she meant when she said I need to get some balance in my life."
Ricky: I'll build a chairway to Paradise,
with a new chair every day.
With apologies to the brothers Gershwin, to wit:
"I'll build a stairway to Paradise,
with a new step, evr'y day!"
(I know, I know . . . groan!)
Sir Wendel Jones: Aw crap! Forgot to close the car windows.
Dr. Ken: "'Scuse me, Occifer, but are you sure this is a perfectly legal field sobriety test?"
GaryNTboy: Barney the birdman of Broadway was suffering more bouts of amnesia. This time he'd completely forgotten to strap on his wings.
Hermione: "Bend over that chair" took on a whole new meaning for Paul during his first encounter with Mistress May.
Well, that was invigorating! Have a safe, sane and consensual week, everyone.
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