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Prefectdt: Young lady! There is a time and a place to dress and act like that. The time is when you are shopping and the place is Walmart.

Simon: Jenkins the butler sighed, it appeared that Rosie the new housemaid had forgotten her uniform again. Also he was going to have to deal with her unusual method of polishing the bannister. It looked like his strap was going to get some more use he decided.

Spanky: "Oooh! I wonder if the newel is as big as it looks?"

Mitch: The young housegirl slid down the rail,
Getting to bottom without fail.
But she didn't know,
That as these things go,
A paddle would redden her tail.

Sir Wendel Jones: Later that evening we found the banister smoking a cigarette.

No! No! No! The Master I said, ride the Master not banister. . .

Six of the best: Hermione, without fail, going down the rail, meant a spanking on her tail.

Ricky: Coming down after the spanking.

Michael: "You can slide but you can't hide, young lady. You WILL get that well deserved spanking."

Ami Starsong: Oooops! I forgot about the knob at the bottom of the stairs!

Polly Younglady: With her husband on a business trip Sally had to find creative ways to redden her own bottom.

Vfrat25000: A rare picture of Essie Willhoffer working on her plans for her new invention which would be known as an “Escalator” in modern times.

With a red ribbon in her hair, she slid down the stairs. Molly McBeth was a bit of a brat. It wasn’t until Molly ran straight into Matt who willingly showed her the errors of her ways. Matt took Molly over his knee and spanked her soundly as she struggled to get free. After all was said and done Molly and Matt agreed to a pact, no more sliding down the stairs unless Molly wants another good smack.

“Oh Dear, Dad is taking off his belt. Where is the reverse switch for this banister?”

Fireman: “What is the problem?”
Dad: “My daughter has managed to superglue herself to the banister”
Fireman: “Again?”

George why is your wife sliding down the banister in a negligee?
I don’t know Fred. I try not to ask silly questions.

Mom, can Joey stay for dinner…………………MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Judy will you look at Polly on that banister, isn’t that the most ridiculous thing you have ever seen?
I couldn’t agree more. Pink shoes on a beige and brown banister is just embarrassing!

Ronnie: Lucy didn't know how she was going to explain sliding down the banisters in her nightie to Lord Bromley who had come to call on her.

Chickadee: SPLINTERS!!!!

Minelle: Oh no...reverse! Reverse!

Bonnie: "I just love traveling by rail."

Kingspan: Once he realized how much she enjoyed this part of her naughty girl routine, he always let her get away with it a few times before he pretended to catch her. Knowing that she was one slide closer to her spanking each time just made each trip down the rail that much more exciting for both of them.


I hope everyone finds a way to enjoy themselves this weekend, whether it's sliding down a banister or something less naughty.