It looks like a nice day for a drive in the country, but things don't seem to be going too well for this couple. Whatever could be wrong?
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Amateur • Re: Vintage amateur pics
18 hours ago
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Man – “. . . . . and you’ll be amazed at how much a spanking is also going to warm you up.”
You're using the convertible! You know know I'm not an exhibitionist.
Golly gosh I am so sorry I spattered mud on your face. And its such a pretty face too. Let me drive you home to clean it up. I bet you look gorgeous without those spectacles on.
You wont be needing that coat, or much of anything else on once we get home.
Or, I know its not I love Lucy but the guy reminds me of ricky, soo..
Youve got some splaiiiining to do!
He: I said please wear your pink dress, not your mink, Bess.
"Young man, if you need to have a woman change a tire for you, the least you could do is get out of the car. I can see we need to teach you both some skills and some manners."
So, it's the painted veil, is it?
Does that mean I can't have you?
Then, farewell forever, my dear!
(Piano going like crazy and all the
women in the audience crying profusely.)
Please don't be mad at me, I'm sorry I got mud on you. If you want you can spank me for it right here and now.
archedone
Don't all you women use mud packs for your facials?
"Oh Mary, I'm sorry, but you do look cute with that mud on your face now come on and I'll take you for a drive."
Love,
Ronnie
xx
Don't be mad at me for the mud on your face, your the one who got out of the car
"You will not need that fur coat my dear. For you will soon feel the warmth of a good spanking on that bare bottom of yours". said the man.
Bad attitude from his girl in a mink
Made him pause a while to think
"I'll put her over the hood,
It will do us both good,
When that impertinent butt turns bright pink!"
Betty the librarian did not take kindly to the snooty Mrs. Winthrop Vandergaten calling her “Four Eyes.” She wore her spoils of war, a mink coat and a bit of mud proudly.
I’m Peter Hampton Rothschild the III and you are obviously a bat crap crazy hitchhiker. Want to go get a Pepsi?
Sure!
You are a naked stranger wearing nothing except for a mink coat, you are splattered with mud, your 10 miles outside of town without a car, its 100 degrees in the shade and you just asked me to turn you over my knee and spank you soundly.
Just once in a while, I wish I could have an unusual Sunday afternoon. It’s always the same old boring crap!
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