Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Short Memory

Ron has a fondness for our two carpet beaters. After he broke the rattan one on my bottom, I bought a replacement, but at the same time I also purchased a sturdier delrin model.

Big mistake. That thing is pure evil. I cringe when I see it laid out, ready for application on my posterior. And that's exactly the sight I saw a few weeks ago.

I hate that thing! I whined. "I much prefer the rattan one."

"Your wish is my command," Ron replied, and to my astonishment he picked up the offending implement, disappeared down the hall, and returned a minute later with the other carpet beater.

"Is that more to your liking?" asked my considerate husband.

"Oh, yes, that's much better." and my husband proceeded to make good use of the substitute.

I guess his memory of that incident wasn't as good as mine, because only two weeks later the delrin carpet beater made its appearance once more. I didn't like to complain a second time - after all, I do have my reputation as a compliant submissive to consider - so I kept silent about it.

From Hermione's Heart


DelFonte said...

Consider your reputation intact :)

Minielle Labraun said...

Ouch! Was this carpet beater a "memory maker?"

an English Rose said...

Hi Hermione, I don't fancy the sound of either of them! you are a brave girl
love Jan.xx

Anonymous said...

Aww we would have understood. It's hard to be submissive when the implement is one we despise! Hopefully it went okay for you???

gengle hugs
sara :)

Anonymous said...

LOL I meant GENTLE not gengle! hahaha

Aimless Rambling said...

Since his memory seems to be short maybe he won't remember you have one, so perhaps it should get lost.

abby said...

Hmm have never been spanked by a carpet beater....think i would like to keep it that way! Your reputation is safe.
hugs abby

Our Bottoms Burn said...

We never understood the attraction for carpet beaters. But, Delrin, what were you thinking?

Our pick for the absolute worse is electric cord. 18 gauge will leave you striped. 12 gauge adds black and blue. No personal experience. Just passing it along to pain lovers.

Anonymous said...


Yikes. You are a very good submissive not to complain.


ronnie said...


Compliant submissive you were:)

Delrin, brave you.

We both didn't like the carpet beater we had.


Terpsichore said...

Yeah, I would probably complain - guess I'm not a very good submissive after all :-) Hugs

Hermione said...

DelFonte - Whew! That's a relief!

Minelle - Yes - I won't soon forget the sting!

Jan - Brave or stupid?

Sara - A little topping from the bottom is okay from time to time.

Sunny - Ah, that's a good idea. I'll put it in the drawer the next time we have company, then forget to hang it up again.

Abby - It's quite an experience. You should try it at least once.

Bogey - Ouch! Electric cord sounds too severe, even for me.

Joey - I do my best:)

Ronnie - Aw, too bad. I think I like the way they look more than the way they feel.

Terps - I'm sure you are, most of the time.


Simon said...

Personally I don't like any kind of synthetic implement, give me leather or wooden ones any time. I can't actually give any reason for this but they just don't feel right to me. I suppose that as a submissive I should just be grateful that she is willing to beat me with anything, but I'm not, I hate rubber, delrin or plastic implements although I'm not brave enough to voice these complaints at the time. That said I love her proper rattan carpet beater with its combination of the effects of a paddle and a cane, I also enjoy the swirling patterns it leaves on my buttocks.

Cat said...

Hey Hermione...I do think I would find a way to 'lose' that delrin carpet beater! If Ron hasn't told you not to lose it, then your reputation would still be intact. ;)


Baxter said...

I prefer the leather belt and a variety of wooden paddles and so does my spanker wife.

Roz said...

Yikes Hermione, I'd say you did very well not to complain! Reputation intact! They both sound evil to me ... but delrin? I'm with Sunny LoL


Hermione said...

Simon - I'm with you. Leather is so much nicer than a synthetic. I like the feel of rattan too.

Cat - I might consider "misplacing" it.

Baxter - Ron prefers wood too.

Roz - It really is evil, but unbreakable, unlike rattan.


Katie said...

Oh gosh Hermione!! :) I'd say that your reputation would be just fine!!! OUCH! That does not sound fun! Now where did that blasted thing go...??? LOL! Many hugs,

<3 Katie