Thursday, April 3, 2014

Complete the Caption

There's nothing like good communication between a man and a woman to enhance the relationship. Shhh. Listen carefully. What issue are these two discussing?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish the results of your eavesdropping in a future post.

From Hermione's Heart

11 comments:

ronnie said...

Henry, It's no good you trying to be nice now. You were extremely rude and disrespectful in front of our dinner guest and you will pay the price. Now go to my room and wait for me.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

DelFonte said...

So it looks like we're having a sweet intimate conversation, but the reality is you're just waiting to take me over your lap and spank me with my fan.

Annapurna said...

Marguerite, you’ve made the summer blossom into wonderful shades of lavender, pink, and red. Now that the rust colors of fall approach on a northwest wind, I want the memories we have shared this August to linger a while longer. Ride with me on the outbound train to Paris before the wheat stocks in the field are blanketed with frost. As the first snow falls in December, share with me the magic of Christmas and the beautiful ornaments hanging in the Champs-Élysées. There we will drink champagne and enjoy caviar until the warmth of spring arrives when the rose blooms again and the nightingale sings.

Rollin said...

"Let me get this straight, Phyllis. You're bored with Lord Farthingale's garden party and you want 'let loose and boogie' as you put it. You want to rip off your clothes and 'shake your booty' while cavorting in the fountain where I'm supposed to catch you, after which I'm supposed to spank you soundly in front of all the guests before we retire to the bedroom and I 'roger you royally'. Have I left anything out?"

Blondie said...

"you have been warned that I will not tolerate that kind of behavior from my wife. You are to behave like a lady and not frolic in the nude with the hired staff. Go to your room immediately and get ready for your punishment"

Measha Stone said...

Oh will she ever stop this chit chat so we can get down to the spanking already!? I think I will have to use a gag tonight, a nice rosy bottom and a beautifully silent mouth.

ricky said...

Now this time is the truth . . .

Baxter said...

Dear husband, you completely embarrassed me in front of all our guests and your apologies are not working. You need to go to the bedroom now, strip naked, arrange all the implements on the bed and stand in the corner and await my arrival, whenever I see fit to arrive. And I will open all the windows so that our guests will hear me beating your naughty bottom and your cries of mercy and you will be just as embarrassed in front of our guests when I drag you back downstairs to the party after I summarily spank you hard. You won't be able to sit for days and trust me, you won't be getting any for a long time.

Sir Wendel Jones said...

Pants down and across my lap for a spanking.

Autumn said...
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Autumn said...

I wrote a comment, but thought of a new one:

"Darling, I realize this is Victorian England, but the excessive amount of fabric on your dress makes it near impossible to lift up and spank your bottom. Please consider your position over my lap when choosing dresses in the future."