Thursday, December 24, 2015

Complete the Caption

It's almost time for the jolly old elf to make an appearance, so I thought this cartoon was appropriate for today. Unfortunately the caption has been cropped. Can you guess what their conversation is?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your suggestions - both naughty and nice - on Boxing Day.
From Hermione's Heart


Simon said...

Steve thought he had the perfect disguise for his Christmas housebreaking spree and if anyone did see him they automatically went on the naughty list.

Fred said...

Lady: "But I've been a good girl this year!"
Santa: "I know, but I just like spanking and you're on the list to get one this year."

WendelJones said...

No cookies or milk? Well then I’m gonna spank you until your butt glows like Rudolph’s nose.

sixofthebest said...

Santa is saying to the naughty lady that is over his knee's, and giving her a spanking on her bare bottom. "Next time I visit you, I want you to wear garter-belt and stockings".

Aimless Rambling said...

"This is the best part of the Christmas delivery," Santa told her as he spanked her bottom to match the color of the season.

Merry Christmas Hermione and Ron.

Anonymous said...

"Wow, Santa. This and presents, too!"

ronnie said...

I told you not to open the present until Christmas morning.


Unknown said...

Santa Says: well this is a rather unique Christmas wish Hermione, but I am happy to deliver your present to you!
Merry Christmas

Baxter said...

HO HO HO. I love giving spankings to naughty girls rather than some useless gifts. Hope you agree dear.


Anonymous said...

"But Santa, I thought I was on the 'Nice List' this year?"

"You are, my dear, you are."


Unknown said...

Forget naughty or nice. Get over my knee, I'll spank you anyways. :)

garyntboy said...

This may not have been on your list missy, but it was top on mine....Ho ho ho.

ricky said...

Yes, Santa, I've been very, very naughty.
P*L*E*A*S*E don't stop . . .

Merry Christmas, Hermione, to you and Ron, and all your family and friends.

As an added Christmas bonus, there is a rare full moon above us now; the last Xmas
full moon was in 1977; the next will be in 2034.
If you get a chance, have you and your family take a look--it's absolutely beautiful--sort of reminds you of the Christmas Star.
Don't wait too long though, it sets at 7:33 am, Christmas morning.

Dr. Ken said...

This cartoon first appeared in Playboy magazine. I remember seeing it, but sadly have no recollection of what the caption was. Probably the only caption necessary would be, "Ho Ho Ho!"