It's almost time for the jolly old elf to make an appearance, so I thought this cartoon was appropriate for today. Unfortunately the caption has been cropped. Can you guess what their conversation is?
Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your suggestions - both naughty and nice - on Boxing Day.
Spanking Artist
5 hours ago
14 comments:
Steve thought he had the perfect disguise for his Christmas housebreaking spree and if anyone did see him they automatically went on the naughty list.
Lady: "But I've been a good girl this year!"
Santa: "I know, but I just like spanking and you're on the list to get one this year."
No cookies or milk? Well then I’m gonna spank you until your butt glows like Rudolph’s nose.
Santa is saying to the naughty lady that is over his knee's, and giving her a spanking on her bare bottom. "Next time I visit you, I want you to wear garter-belt and stockings".
"This is the best part of the Christmas delivery," Santa told her as he spanked her bottom to match the color of the season.
Merry Christmas Hermione and Ron.
"Wow, Santa. This and presents, too!"
I told you not to open the present until Christmas morning.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
Santa Says: well this is a rather unique Christmas wish Hermione, but I am happy to deliver your present to you!
Merry Christmas
Red
HO HO HO. I love giving spankings to naughty girls rather than some useless gifts. Hope you agree dear.
Baxter
"But Santa, I thought I was on the 'Nice List' this year?"
"You are, my dear, you are."
Jack
Forget naughty or nice. Get over my knee, I'll spank you anyways. :)
This may not have been on your list missy, but it was top on mine....Ho ho ho.
Yes, Santa, I've been very, very naughty.
P*L*E*A*S*E don't stop . . .
Merry Christmas, Hermione, to you and Ron, and all your family and friends.
As an added Christmas bonus, there is a rare full moon above us now; the last Xmas
full moon was in 1977; the next will be in 2034.
If you get a chance, have you and your family take a look--it's absolutely beautiful--sort of reminds you of the Christmas Star.
Don't wait too long though, it sets at 7:33 am, Christmas morning.
This cartoon first appeared in Playboy magazine. I remember seeing it, but sadly have no recollection of what the caption was. Probably the only caption necessary would be, "Ho Ho Ho!"
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