Thursday, December 31, 2015

Complete the Caption

A New Year's Eve party is in full swing, but not everyone is having a good time. What are the frowning guests discussing so intently?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment, and I will publish your resolutions on Saturday.
From Hermione's Heart


WendelJones said...

. . . . and I’m going to give your bottom a whipping when we get home. You won’t sit until 2017.

Aimless Rambling said...

"You better spank me more often in 2016. I'm tired of always being able to sit comfortably."

sixofthebest said...

All the gentlemen in agreement said" We will celebrate 2016 by giving our wife's, or girlfriends, a knickers down caning on their bare bottoms. Auld Lang Sine "Bottoms Up ladies.

Ella said...

"You know better than to speak to me in that tone of voice," he answered. "I think you need an attitude adjustment so as to start the new year in my good graces! Enjoy the fireworks in the sky, my dear. When we get home, the fireworks will be happening on your bottom."

Anonymous said...

Wife: What do you mean the men decided that from now on it will be a tradition to spank their wives when they get home on News Years Eve? That's the dumbest thing I ever heard, and I will not stand for it!
Husband: Oh yes, my dear, you will stand for it because I intend to see that you won't be sitting for anything for quite some time. And if you don't start behaving yourself, I won't wait until we get home to put you over my knee.

ricky said...

So, tell me, why aren't we having a good time?
And put out that cigar!

ronnie said...

Oh stop moaning Harold. You will enjoy yourself, now smile.


Dr. Ken said...

"Rupert, I'm starting to think that this isn't a spanking party after all!"