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Ronnie: You play it and I'll sing it.

Bella: She's wondering how long she can keep that pose in the sweltering heat of the desert.

Dr. Ken: Considering the very strict laws of the land they were in, the horn was the only thing that was going to get blown on this vacation....

Leigh: He couldn't find any bubbles and hoped the horn would do.

Rollin: You think King Tut's gonna come waltzin' out of there just 'cause you blowin' that horn?

Six of the best: Hermione I will relate to you a true story. When I visited the pyramids on a camel in Egypt, the guide asked all the tourists, "Who built the pyramids?" I said with a wink in my eye. "My ancestors." And he looked at me with a quizzical look.

Nina: She enjoyed sitting on the cool stone, because she knew once her husband stopped playing he'd roast her bottom.

Baxter: You can blow that horn all you want, you are still going to get spanked, mister.

Sir Wendel: Mayble asked Clyde for a couple of drinks. Not photoshopped in front of the Sphinx.

js666: After the battle, the Emerald City was a scene of devastation, but Glinda's forces had prevailed. Both the Wicked Witches recovered their beauty, but for all the damage they had caused, the Wizard spanked them both soundly.

And Knuck was finally able to blow a fanfare.

Hermione: Even more than the spanking she had just received, Harriet hated having to sit on the hot sand and listen to Otis play his trumpet.