Saturday, December 26, 2015

You Completed the Caption

Simon: Steve thought he had the perfect disguise for his Christmas housebreaking spree and if anyone did see him they automatically went on the naughty list.

Fred: Lady: "But I've been a good girl this year!"
Santa: "I know, but I just like spanking and you're on the list to get one this year."

Sir Wendel: No cookies or milk? Well then I’m gonna spank you until your butt glows like Rudolph’s nose.

Six of the best: Santa is saying to the naughty lady that is over his kneesand giving her a spanking on her bare bottom, "Next time I visit you, I want you to wear garter-belt and stockings".

Leigh: "This is the best part of the Christmas delivery," Santa told her as he spanked her bottom to match the color of the season.

Anon: "Wow, Santa. This and presents, too!"

Ronnie: I told you not to open the present until Christmas morning.

Red: Santa says: well this is a rather unique Christmas wish Hermione, but I am happy to deliver your present to you!

Baxter: HO HO HO. I love giving spankings to naughty girls rather than some useless gifts. Hope you agree dear.

Jack: "But Santa, I thought I was on the 'Nice List' this year?"
"You are, my dear, you are."

Nina: Forget naughty or nice. Get over my knee, I'll spank you anyways. :)

GaryNTboy: This may not have been on your list missy, but it was top on mine....Ho ho ho.

ricky: Yes, Santa, I've been very, very naughty.
P*L*E*A*S*E don't stop . . .

Dr. Ken: This cartoon first appeared in Playboy magazine. I remember seeing it, but sadly have no recollection of what the caption was. Probably the only caption necessary would be, "Ho Ho Ho!"

Hermione: I told you what would happen if you called me 'Santa baby' one more time.

Dr. Ken is right. "Ho, ho, ho" was the original caption.
From Hermione's Heart


Ella said...

Christmas spankings are the best part of the holidays! Hope yours was wonderful, Hermione!


Dr. Ken said...

Hermione -- OMG! I actually remembered something correctly? Alert the media....

Ella is right, a Christmas spanking would be an excellent way to enjoy the holidays. Or any day, for that matter...