Friday, March 3, 2017

Friday FAIL

We all know about the office thief who steals food from the common refrigerator. It makes me so glad I work from home now. For those of you who are still at risk from this unscrupulous kind of person, here's a hilarious exchange between a thief and the victim, with an intervention from a higher power.

I think a good spanking might be a fair alternative.
From Hermione's Heart


Roz said...

LoL Hermione, these two obviously aren't busy enough. I agree, a good spanking may be in order lol. The joys of the communal work kitchen! Hope you have a great weekend :)


Glenmore said...

Hilarious Hermione.Every office has one of these people.

Hermione said...

Roz - It must have been a slow day at work.

Glenmore - I agree, and sometimes more than one.


kdpierre said...

I don't know. As spankoes we are always quick to jump to that 'spanking option', but as an ex-HR Manager, my gut feeling is that "Francis" is the type of person whose bare ass is the LAST thing you'd want to see or get close to......for ANY reason!!

Spankingfreunde.DE said...

like it

ronnie said...

Hilarious Hermione. Thank you. I had to buy a small fridge for our office because someone kept stealing our milk and yoghurt from the communal fridge.


Katie said...

Loved reading this, Hermione!! Hilarious! Thank you for the good laugh. :) There is always one it seems! Many hugs,

<3 Katie

Erica Scott said...

The things people do to keep the workplace entertaining! :-D

Hobbes said...

Next time put some chocolate [exlax] cookies with the sandwich and see who takes off running an hour later.

Minielle Labraun said...

So much fun! Almost like a teachers lounge fridge!

Ripley said...

I love it! Very funny. Thank you!

Cat said...

Oh yes...have had some real jerks at different locations I've worked at. That is one of the perks of working from home...don't have to worry about someone stealing my lunch or my snack from the refrigerator or the freezer. I agree...Francis needs at least one good barn burner. Thanks for the giggle. :)

Hugs and blessings...Cat

Baxter said...

I have worked in offices in which most of the people I worked with should have been spanked, for various offenses, including stealing lunches, dropping F bombs, and other fine activities of offices. I lost a lunch once because I did not put my name on it. Well shit, it was my first frigging day and no one said a darn thing. So I did not get mad, I got even and threw someone else's lunch out. There. And yes, I deserve a spanking for that.

Lindy Thomas said...

Oh I remember my lunch going missing from the communal fridge. This made me laugh Hermione. Definitely a spanking is in order.

Have a good weekend.

Hugs Lindy xx

Hermione said...

I once saw a package of cream cheese covered in white paper and marked "POISON" to deter potential thieves.