Sunday, March 5, 2017

Spanko Brunch 2.0 #166

Welcome to today's very special brunch. As it happens, this weekend I celebrate my __th birthday. (Sorry, a lady never reveals her age.) Presents are fun to receive, and I always think that the very best gifts are the ones that are handmade with love. So that brings us to today's discussion topic.

Do you have any spanking toys that were handmade? Who is the implement craftsperson in your relationship? How did the homemade implement work out for you both?

Leave your response as a comment and I will publish a summary of our discussion once everyone has had a chance to speak.
From Hermione's Heart


Roz said...

Happy Birthday Hermione! Hope you have or had a wonderful day and weekend :) No homemade implements here.


Downunder Don said...

Have a very Happy Birthday, Hermione.
Yes, many of our toys are hand made. All the paddles are either made from wood or lexan. And Yes, they all work rather effectively.

Anonymous said...

I made a series of paddles to suit the situation. Short for touch up. Mid length for otk. Longer for leaning over while the spanker stands up. All of these are 1/2 inch by 1.5 inch furniture grade plywood rounded with a handle cut in for a good grip. Other implements include a lighter paddle made of oak that looks like a 5 gallon paint stirrer, but much prettier. It stings in a very different way. My wife determines what is appropriate in a given circumstance. All give me a good reason for a spankey dance at the end, and warm memories the next day or two.
Love what you do with your blog.

WendelJones said...

Never made anything unless you count the occasional switch. When we go hiking we usually end up making one each but do not keep them after the whippings are finished.

Lindy Thomas said...

Happy birthday Hermione, hope you have a fabulous celebration.
We don't exactly have hand made but Bear bought a beer paddle which is uses to spank me. I wish he would make something as he is very handy that way.

Hugs Lindy xx

an English Rose said...

Happy Birthday Hermione, hope you have a lovely day. No handmade implements here, still got plenty to play with though
love Jan, xx

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Hermione. We have two that I made for her to use on me. One is a whip I made with leather boot laces the second is a paddle that is on the small side so she can reach some unreachable places. Both do the job very well.

Dr. Ken said...

Happy birthday, Hermione, and many happy birthday spankings to you! You know I'd provide one if it was at all possible! :-)

I don't have any toys that I made myself, but I do have a nice little red leather strap that was made for me by a friend out East. It's just two pieces of red leather hot-glued together. It's about a foot long maybe two inches wide. It's just a little stinger, but quite nice!

willie said...

Happy Birthday!

Yes we have a few handmade implements. The most undesirable one could be described as a cat-o-nines made from rawhide strands (like what a dog would chew on but finer) that have been knotted every few inches. It doesn't really sting on impact but is sure burns after. Barney made that after talking to a 'friend'.
Mostly though I would say he has 'pervertables'. He does have rubber hoses and braided neoprene ropes in his 'goodie box', but no homemade paddles.

Baxter said...

We bought a piece of wood a few years ago for the express purpose of my making a paddle for her to use. This blog is a reminder to do that. Thanks. Happy Birthday Hermione - hope your birthday spanking is memorable.

Aimless Rambling said...

Yes, we have a handmade wooden paddle given to us by a friend. The rest have been purchased either expressly for or pervertable's.

wolfman7446 said...


Wishing you a most happy birthday complete with a warm bottom!!


ronnie said...

Happy Birthday Hermione. Hope you are having a wonderful day.

No toys that we've made ourselves. We do have a small handmade paddle given to us by our friend Bogey and Bacall which P loves and I hate. Also the rose paddle from John and the leather strap from the London Tanners, both are handmade.


Hobbes said...

Freuliche Geburtstag! We have one home made. An auto mechanic left an eighteen inch length of rubber brake hose in the car after fixing the brakes. Works really well. Very, very quiet; innocuous to carry when traveling; extremely effective. If you have young children about, live in an apartment, or want quiet but intense go to your local auto parts store and for a dollar or so you will get just what you need. This is a much softer, more pliable hose than plastic or hard rubber which I would NOT recommend. Think of your high school chem lab Bunsen burner. . ..

Anonymous said...

I had a home made implement once. I dismantled a kids toy broom so that all I had was the handle - a 60cm long 10mm diameter dowel rod that left some wicked marks. Wish I still had it but we broke it...


Erica Scott said...

Late to the party, but happy, happy belated birthday, Hermione! ♥