On a first date you should never say...
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Amateur • Re: Vintage amateur pics
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Thursday, November 2, 2017
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On a first date you should never say...
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"I can see where you get your good looks. Does your Mom fool around?"
"Your sister is very pretty. Is she single?"
"We'll skip dessert. You don't need it."
"I hope you put out on a first date, or this happy meal is a waste of time."
"You don't look anything like your profile picture."
"Wanna come back to my Mom's basement? We can listen to my yodeling CDs while I show you my rash."
Your ex-girl friend's name instead of hers.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
"I'm so done with women and dating! Its too complicated!" (Note - this actually DID happen to me!)
"You remind me of my ex"
How do you like my mom’s cooking?
Oh no, I'm in labor and I think the contractions are five minutes apart. I don't think I can eat dinner. Can you take me to the hospital?
Liza
On a first date you should never say ... anything that would normally get you spanked because you think that since you're on a first date he wouldn't dare.
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