Friday, May 25, 2018

Friday FAIL

As bloggers, we all get our share of spam comments. Blogger and other blogging platforms are pretty efficient at detecting spam and isolating it in a separate folder instead of allowing it to be published.

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Wasn't that fun?


Roz said...

What the??? I don't think I can decipher any of these lol. Definite fails! Thank you for the giggle Hermione, hope you have a great weekend :)


Anonymous said...

These made me go cross eyed.


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Aimless Rambling said...

In the beginning I would read, no I just automatically delete. They are definitely fails on so many levels.

Katie said...

LOL Hermione! :) For sure FAILS! I haven't a clue what they are talking about. Loved your comeback lines for each. Clever you! I wouldn't begin to even know which way to go with them. HAHA! Have a great weekend! Many hugs,

❤️Katie xoxo

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abby said...

I often told my students...the more words you write to prove a point, the less your point will be just proved me right.....hugs abby

Bernie said...

Had to stop reading - my head almost exploded.

Hermione said...

They are pretty bizarre! I usually ignore and delete, but these were just so over the top i had to share.


Windy said...

These are nuts!! LOL Love your comments on each one though! HAHA Let us know how that noggin' massager works out!! :)