Saturday, May 26, 2018

You Completed the Caption

Baxter: Ewww. ruining a great gallery of sexy spankable bottoms with what again?

Windy's husband: "I'll have 5 Pringle sandwiches to go, and a diet coke."

Simon: This will probably only make sense to British readers but here we go,
"even Gary Lineker thought the latest advertising campaign had overstepped the mark".

Rosco: Grand Prize Winner: Wasted Opportunities Photo Contest

These girls were sorely disappointed.

The Explorer: ready to begin....

KDPierre: Anthony Bourdain demonstrates a new twist on the "sweet & salty" snack craze.

Sir Wendel: First one that drops their chip gets a spanking.

Ronnie: When the girls applied for the new crisp ad, they didn't expect this.

Hands63: Lays potato chips, bet you can’t eat just one.

Red: I keep staring and staring, but cannot think what to say... Maybe I should look a little longer for inspiration.

Kingspan: My object all sublime
I shall achieve in time —
To let the punishment fit the crime —
The punishment fit the crime;
And make each naughty girl bent
Unwillingly represent
A source of innocent merriment!
Of innocent merriment!

All lazy, dull society sinners,
Who will not “chip in” with chores,
Shall first get a chip in
And then get a whippin’
So they shall sit no more. …

Bonnie: "When they asked me to chip in, I didn't quite envision this"

Hermione: Fred enjoyed gambling in Vegas, and especially liked the new chip dispensers.
From Hermione's Heart

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