Someone should invent...
What do we need that is spanking-related and hasn't been invented? Leave your suggestion as a comment, and I will post them all on Saturday, then pass them along to my spanko engineers.
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Movies • Re: LOOK FOR THE SILVER LINING (1949)
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Someone should invent the “The Holo Deck” from Star Trek. The saying “What Happens Here, Stays Here” would really be true if each home had one or two. Anything is possible, it is only the mind that prevents it.
I remember reading about a device that was called a spank-o-meter. It purportedly counted the number of swats delivered. Using today's technology, it is possible to both count swats and track velocity. It could work with any sort of implement (perhaps a wrist-mounted Fitbit sort of setup). After entering the weight, length, and striking area of the chosen implement, the software can calculate and track the force transferred throughout the spanking. Both sting and thud scores could be assigned. An online forum will allow adventurous spankos to anonymously post and compare their spanking statistics and photos.
Someone should invent a "Hypocrisy Equalizer". It would be a legal device worn by anyone who would want one, that detected hypocrisy in themselves and others they had to deal with. Depending on the level of hypocrisy, it would dispense justice via a measured penalty. In mild cases maybe a slight electrical shock? In average cases, maybe the implanted experience of being soundly spanked? In extreme cases, perhaps spontaneous human combustion? Washington would start to sound like a war zone.
The Hover Paddle. Remote controlled paddle so one can continue to spank their partner while making dinner.
Spanko Radar so you could instantly recognize other spankos in a crowd.
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