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Anon: Uh oh, this one might require a lot of “kissing it to make it better”. Gentleman that I am, I volunteer for the job.

Sir Wendel: The sting of the cactus is nothing compared to the sting of the paddle.

KDPierre: Hilda is about to discover how wrong her friends were when they told her there was no point in picking flowers.

The Glenmore: I will volunteer to have Hilda lay over my lap to remove those cactus quills!

Hermione: The flowered thong provides little protection when Hilda inadvertently sits on and squashes the paddle plant.

Thank you for having fun with Hilda. For more fun, please join me for brunch.