KDPierre: Never having imagined such a thing as "the Internet", Maynard couldn't possibly know how his little photographic joke would one day illustrate an entire societal behavior...where men would sit by an electronic screen and spend more time spanking their monkeys than pursuing the willing, flesh-and-blood women nearby.
Anon 2: OK, that's enough practice; now put the toy down and you may spank me!
Fatherjim: "Hey, you keep doing that and you'll go blind!"
QBuzz: When Julia said she still slept with her childhood best friend she didn't quite expect her boyfriend to react the way that he did... and it was her turn next!
Anon 3: "Damn these windup monkey spankers! Next time I shell out the money for an electric one!"
Sir Wendel: Woman: How dare you spank Mr. Chips! Now get inside for the paddling of your life.
Hermione: Carol watched Henry practising his technique and wondered when he would be confident to try it on her much plumper bottom.
That was fun! For more fun and games, please join us for brunch. I'm setting the table now, and all will be ready shortly.
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