Useful Gifts

We help our next-door neighbour quite a lot, with grocery shopping and buying gas for her lawnmower, and she is most appreciative of our help. Recently she gave us some thoughtful gifts. She doesn't know about our kinky side, so the gifts weren't intended in that way, but we thought differently. She decided my hands needed protection, and gave me a pair of heavy-duty oven mitts. They're black, with fabric on one side and silicone on the other, so there's no danger of burning myself when taking something hot from the oven. They're a bit stiff and heavy for me, but Ron might try them out on my bottom soon; the impact would make quite a loud smack.

She didn't forget Ron. He got a pair of cowhide barbecue gloves. They're reddish brown, sort of like suede but rougher in texture, and they cover half his forearms. Apparently they're all the rage with serious barbecuers who toil over huge open barbecues, but Ron has never worn any hand covering and has never burned himself. So those gloves will also find their way into the bedroom and Ron's hands will be well protected when next they come in contact with my derriere. 

Now for some oven mitts with a difference, for naughty cooks who like to spice up their time on the kitchen.

Bon appetit!